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iMessage ;; Imogen

Cam: Both actually.

Cam: Thats the spirit! Omg.

Cam: Surprise me

Imogen: you asked nicely, and it's all in the name of science, so who am i to disagree??

Imogen: [attachments IMG_1614.jpg, IMG_0603.jpg, IMG_2897.jpg]

Imogen: so what's the sudden nude-quest for?????

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              “ i’m sorry, who do you take me for, pinocchio? just because you’ve got — uh, that thing on me doesn’t mean that you have complete control over me. you’ll just have to hold your breath on that one, ‘cause unless you decide to break my femur, no tears are falling from these eyes. don’t care how pretty you think i’ll be. ”

“I don’t need to look scary – in fact, it’s even better that I have complete control over you, despite how non threatening you think I look. Not gonna lie, though, I would enjoy a few tears. I bet you look even prettier when you cry.”

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iMessage ;; Imogen

Cam: Hey could you pls send me a nude

Cam: This is for science

Imogen: ...i'm not sure if i'm flattered or slightly disturbed

Imogen: but if it's all in the name of science

Imogen: you want full frontal, ass shot or tits?

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imogen: i’m just gonna casually pretend that u didn’t go to venice without me imogen: he wouldn’t happen to have an attractive sibling would he

shay: back from venice n i’m so jet-lagged shay: but i got an italian guy’s #

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           “ tell me, is it just against your nature to not be an asshole every waking moment? i’m not ‘shedding a few tears for you’, just because you’re treating me like a cat with a string dangled over my head doesn’t mean i’m all of a sudden gonna go pansy on you. although i’m sure you’d enjoy a few tears, wouldn’t you? i mean, after all, if i cried, it’d probably give you the satisfaction knowing that there was one person on the entire planet that was actually scared of that baby face of yours —— i mean really, you look about as scary as a goddamn butterfly. ”

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“Jesus, I’m getting sick of hearing your voice. This is way better when you cry. Come on, shed a few tears for me.”

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raven ⇆ imogen.

raven: is it acceptable to just wear an american flag wrapped like a towel today

raven: freedom

imogen: i mean, half the time i live in nothing but a towel so i don't see the harm

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            “ mm, semi employed might be the better term; i try to avoid my gigs as much as i can. that ace up our sleeve is the only reason i don’t feel bad about blowing all my money on pizza hut and small expeditions for my photography, honestly. she’s just one of those people, i think. don’t really think she wanted to end up in an apartment building, but that was the hand she was dealt and she’s having a rough time accepting that. i’ll give you some recommendations, classical is the best to work to. or in my case, look at the majority of my photos and wish that they would just disintegrate. ”

“Let’s say half-employed – you have your gigs, and we have the ace up our sleeve that covers rent. Honestly, she’s probably allergic to both. If I had any food allergies I really feel like I’d just be like “fuck it” and happily deal with the repercussions of eating my favorite foods. If that’s how I die, so be it. I’ll go peacefully. Dude, your neighbor sounds like a real bitch and a half; like, who the fuck complains about classical music? I could use some of that – I’m stressed as shit all the time.”

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              “ that’s a brilliant idea. eh, we could always go to a different part of the state for the court hearing, i’m sure they’d never know the difference. we’ll invest in rosetta stone with the divorce money and learn new languages to pretend we speak fluently. hood widow, holy shit why didn’t i think of that one?? although i don’t think that would suit me very well, putting the hood on my jacket up is about as hood as i’ll ever get. however, i would love to see that codename put to use somewhere. someone ought to take advantage of that genius creation. ”

“I also speak a good amount of Mandarin, so I can also just pretend I’m not from here and that I didn’t even understand sufficient English to understand what I was getting myself into in the first place. Although I’m pretty sure I can only use that excuse once, because repetitive marriages might make everything look suspicious, you know? And hell to the yes for that nickname slash code name, I’m totally digging it! And I’m also real glad you chose to put those two words in that order, because Hood Widow gives a totally different vibe to your whole persona.”

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i have -4 pictures of me on my computer but since we’re sharing things....this be my face

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           “ all of those are true winners. i think what’s truly sad is that if someone just randomly strolled up to me and asked if i liked avocados or figs, i’d think they were legitimately asking which fruit i preferred, not my sexual orientation. pick up lines gone tragically wrong. free breakfast is always a nice plus. i never cook for one-time things, however. can’t have ‘em coming back around for more when i’ve had my fill. ”   

“ oh honey, food is so great when it comes to subtly describing your sexual preferences. do you like bananas or peaches? eggplants or kiwis? maybe you end up liking hot dogs and tacos! —–but yeah, i agree with you! all you gotta do is be a nice person, and i’ll gladly grant you a free pass to my bed. if they threw in free breakfast in the morning, that would be a plus. “

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“let’s get you to bed.” ♏ ✠

“let’s get you to bed.”

“Let’s get you to bed.” noelle announced. the whole situation was foreign, considering imogen was almost always the one mothering noelle. especially after a night of drinking (of course behind their parents’ backs).

Noelle helped imogen out of the body con dress she had bought for new years, slipping a t shirt on the girl’s body. “–nighty night, gennie.”

♏ my muse tracing a scar of your muse’s (TW: self harm)

Noelle sighed, her eyes welling up as imogen traced a scar, which was one of five on her hip. “it felt like there was no way out and i didn’t know what to do with all this anger and so i just…” noelle trailed off, assuming imogen could finish the sentence

✠ our muses watching the stars together

“I can see the whole world, gennie. look there’s saturn right there.”

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Selena photographed for Interview Magazine, November 2011 Issue.

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♑ , “Does that require pants?”

♑  —our muses go out for coffee together

imogen smiles at the younger girl, sitting down across from her at the table with her order in hand. “ gonna be honest here...i know we said this was like, a little coffee date for the two of us, but i ended up getting tea. whoops. ” she expressed, laughing. 

“does that require pants?” 

looking down at her appearance, imogen waved her hand around in dismissal. “ pants are only relative. besides, pajama pants and leggings qualify as such, judging by how the rest of the world seems to operate. ”

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✆ // “Does that require pants?” // “Did I fall asleep?”

“does that require pants?” 

imogen shrugs; the lack of desire to put on pants often trumps that of wanting to go outdoors and be a productive human being. “ but like…it’s only no shoes, no shirt, no service. they say nothing about no pants. ”

“did i fall asleep?”

laughing quietly, imogen doesn’t seem to harbor any anger or annoyance, but rather, enlightenment. “ i’m glad to know that my couch is habitable for sleeping purposes. personally, i had a really long week of doing nothing but staring at an empty bank account, i could stand a nap myself. ”

✆ — your muses name, ringtone, and icon in the muse’s phone

name: daphnee 🐥ringtone: work – rihannaphoto:

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✆✈✞ “We never tell anyone about this”

✈ —our muses on a flight together

imogen wiggles in between the arm rests, trying to peek over preston’s shoulder with her phone and get a few shots of the aerial view from the window seat that he was currently occupying. “ next time i’m sitting by the window, i actually take advantage of the view. ”

✞ —my muse taking care of your muse while they’re sick

sickness was not her thing, nor would it ever be, but she was good at comforting people, and this was where the roads crossed paths. so she did what she knew how to do best, and showed up at preston’s doorstep with a batch of muffins and ginger ale, a plethora of dvds stuffed underneath her arm. “ dr. imogen, at your service. ”

“we never tell anyone about this”

imogen glances over at preston, her eyes wide and lips cracked in a smile — so maybe they’d just accidentally crashed a wedding without realizing to capture a few shots of their own and maybe they’d accidentally stumbled into a waiter trying to move the wedding cake and maybe they’d just fled for their lives, but adrenaline was what she thrived on. “ it...might be best if we don’t let anyone know about that. especially no one in the vicinity. ”

✆ — your muses name, ringtone, and icon in the muse’s phone

name: preston-ora the explora 📷ringtone: work from home (marimba remix)photo:

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? my muse will ask your muse a question they always wanted to ask, ✆ your muses name, ringtone, and icon in the muse’s phone, ♑ our muses go out for coffee together

? — my muse will ask your muse a question they always wanted to ask

“do you, like...y’know, what we did, do you ever regret it?”

♑ — our muses go out for coffee together

imogen looks across the table at her friend, shortly before bursting out into laughter over virtually nothing. she’s sure the entire occupancy of this coffee shop is staring at the two women, laughing like nothing could be funnier, but she’s never been one to mind people and their wandering eyes. “ okay, okay, but in all seriousness, ” she begins after regaining her composure, the edges of a smirk playing on her lips. “ i need new ideas to drive my next door neighbor insane, and there’s nothing you do better than thinking of insane things to do. ”

✆ — your muses name, ringtone, and icon in the muse’s phone 

name: caroooooo 🔥💯💖ringtone: needed me -- rihannaphoto:

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♈?« “I’m pregnant”

♈ — a holiday drabble featuring our muses

imogen had been looking forward to christmas all year; her favorite holiday, and now she was celebrating with one of her favorite people. she’d worked on her gift for noelle for months on end, slaving away at it for hours on end to make sure it was absolutely perfect for the younger girl. extending the bright package out to her friend, she watched on excitedly as the present was opened, revealling the scrapbook she’d made filled with pictures of them, photocopies of the notes and doodles they’d shared that imogen had kept for years on end, memories filling the book from cover to cover. “ i wanted you to have all of our good times with you in one place, that way if you can’t break out of the house for whatever reason, you’ll still have somewhere to get lost. ”

? —  my muse will ask your muse a question they always wanted to ask

“ did you just say that you liked that experimental batch of lemon ricotta muffins that i made when i was like, eleven, because you didn’t want to hurt my feelings?”

« — a past memory with our muses

the two girls are sitting in imogen’s room, door locked (aliza never minded) and both on the floor. imogen looks over at her younger friend, offering her a smile. she knows that noelle’s here because there’s something she’s running from, faster than her little legs can carry her, and this is the place imogen has offered to her as refuge. “ alright, ” imogen announces as she protrudes a pack of magic markers and disney coloring book from underneath her bed. “ you’re in charge of the little mermaid pictures, i’ve got aladdin. every other princess, we’ll just have to get real creative on making them look like us. ”

“I’m pregnant”

imogen blinks once, then twice, carding a hand through her hair. “ okay, ” she says, her voice tearing through the silence. she takes a deep breath, squaring her shoulders and taking on that big sister role she’d stepped into all those years ago — she’d take care of ellie, no matter what. “ we’ll get through this. just like we always do. ” the space between them vanishes as imogen pulls noelle in for a hug, squeezing her tightly just like she did when they were kids. she wasn’t going anywhere.