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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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I’ve been waiting a year to post this

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The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

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She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

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this image can only be shared on Thursday, Sept. 12

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So as a usamerican living in a border state I just want to talk about the border issue. The waves of violent undocumented migrants? Made up. Life is is business as usual. Migration from Mexico is literally a nonissue. Migrants form an important part of the workforce tbh. This is a red herring Trumpers are throwing around because all they have is scare tactics. So any usamerican worried about the border, we’re fine down here.

What’s not okay is how we’re treating the people who do cross. If Harris wants to defund ICE, all power to her. They’re a bunch of scumbags who separate families and torture kids.

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look if you want the genuinely weird and funny content on tumblr you have to follow accounts that will, on occasion, post furry porn on your dash whether you like it or not

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this is a poem

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Sunflower cup :)

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twin brothers are unbearable actually

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It's all fun and games til you start saying tumblrisms in real life