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I'm gonna be here after work tonight, fuckers.

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Morty Smith blog that was remade AGAIN because this beautiful, wonderful website really likes fucking folks over from time to time. Written and loved to death by Hayley for YEARS NOW and isn't going anywhere because @therealricksanchezpleasestandup is back SO MY MUSE FOR THIS BOY IS TOO. That's my exclusive Rick Sanchez C-137 right there, folks! FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW! Also you should follow me! FOLLOW BOTH OF US. She/they! Not picky with the pronouns! 26+ so stay away if you've still got -teen in your age thanks! Let's go on some adventures together, dawg!

Main blog's over @milleroptimism!

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It goes without saying that Steff is my exclusive C-137 Rick, right? Morty's GRANDPA grandpa? Yeah? Excellent.

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"So... Is your grandfather always this grumpy or did something happen today to make him specially prickly?"

"... Depends on the day, really? And then on those days it depends on the day."

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"Scan it for what? Harmless fun? All it's guilty of is making me think, Rick!" Well that and Morty hadn't really... felt his arms and legs... since he started using it but that was just a coincidence! "I'm good!"

"Uh...huh."

"Hold still for me while I scan this thing."

Where the hell did he even get that?

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"Whoever wears 'em the longest gets a big prize at the end of April!"

"You're uh... You're really into that VR shit, huh, buddy?"

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@therealricksanchezpleasestandup: Waves a hand in front of him. "Morty. Mooooorty."

"I hear ya, Rick! That's still a good 10-4, buddy!"

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Still... still in VR Land. Still has the goggles on.

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"MORTY!!!!"

"OREL!!!!!!!!!"

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He's still in VR World.

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I immediately remembered my favorite thing about writing Morty is you can write whatever the fuck pops into your head.

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"I dunno, a few weeks. Maybe a month. Whoever wears them the longest gets a big prize at the end of April."

🌻    " Duuuuh. Of course. Though, wouldn't be surprised if it's gone. That's why everyone should be thankful I insisted on having an unlimited internet access... everything is at the reach of my finger tips-"

" Anyway... how long have you been wearing those, again?"

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"... There's a manual?"

🌻    " Let me guess, you didn't read the manual. Did you."

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Morty has a new VR headset he got on Earth. He's obsessed with it. He's constantly playing games and wandering everywhere.

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"They make using this thing sound way easier than it actually is!"

🌻    " Am I seeing things or... O M G. I found them!"

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9/10 times whenever Rick's like "Morty! I need your help!" Morty's got his wrist ready to be dragged around before he's finished talking.

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"Morty! Morty I need your help."

"Aw jeez, Rick, can't whatever this is wait? I-I'm having a lot of fun with this VR headset I got a few days ago!"