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put this on your blog if you aren’t afraid

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Coffee people have terrorized the world

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Hate zionists because I used to be one and it was super easy to not be one anymore so now whenever I see a zionist it’s like meeting an adult who can’t tie their shoes or read analog clocks

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I caved. I got Balatro. I have done nothing but gamble for thirteen consecutive hours. Help.

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“We are half-hearted creatures, fooling about with drink and sex and ambition when infinite joy is offered us, like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at the sea. We are far too easily pleased.”

— C.S Lewis (via kvtes)

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Sailing ships and their rigs, 16th- 19th century

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No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

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We might be getting into eschatology today in church now all I need is for maga boomer to be too hung over from celebrating the forever war’s return to piss me off

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come to the teutoburg forest in the next 26 minutes if you want an ass kicking

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Pey wet isn't funny

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When we win, the ai will be destroyed. The databases will be destroyed. And the people behind them will be imprisoned.

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