imperial-executioner

[imperial-executioner]

I look good in any colour.

Purge Commander Rex

A Rex whose hero's journey was cut tragically short. He is, of course, still chipped and blindly loyal to what his former general has become.

It's the wrongest of wrong of AUs. Subversive. Blasphemous.

(In this AU, purge trooper commanders get fancy communication equipment.)

[imperial-executioner]

Sincerest apologies, Doctor. I won't let it happen again. While we're on the subject, you may address me as Colonel Rex.

I am sure the Commander feels at ease knowing the origin of his gifts. He is in charge of security for a reason.

Excuse me Captain (Commander?) Executioner sir. I just wanted to inform you that when I search "Imperial" on tumblr, your blog us the first that pops up. And I would have *backs towards the door* thought that umm, well, if it's in alphabetical order then shouldn't @imperial-demolition-expert come first? I'm just curious as to umm, how many people you axed to get the top spot okay bye.

Let me ask you this, civilian. Why do you think I have the top spot? What do you think I had to do?

No need to be fearful, little one. Unless you have something to hide.

[imperial-executioner]

Uh huh. And I'm on top for a reason. Don't get it twisted.

Excuse me Captain (Commander?) Executioner sir. I just wanted to inform you that when I search "Imperial" on tumblr, your blog us the first that pops up. And I would have *backs towards the door* thought that umm, well, if it's in alphabetical order then shouldn't @imperial-demolition-expert come first? I'm just curious as to umm, how many people you axed to get the top spot okay bye.

Let me ask you this, civilian. Why do you think I have the top spot? What do you think I had to do?

No need to be fearful, little one. Unless you have something to hide.

[imperial-executioner]

Excuse me Captain (Commander?) Executioner sir. I just wanted to inform you that when I search "Imperial" on tumblr, your blog us the first that pops up. And I would have *backs towards the door* thought that umm, well, if it's in alphabetical order then shouldn't @imperial-demolition-expert come first? I'm just curious as to umm, how many people you axed to get the top spot okay bye.

Let me ask you this, civilian. Why do you think I have the top spot? What do you think I had to do?

No need to be fearful, little one. Unless you have something to hide.

[imperial-executioner]

SEASON THREE SPOILER ETIQUETTE

We are having a lot of fun with you all lately, and with the premiere of season three of The Bad Batch just around the corner, we would like to remind you of a few things:

ASKS AND TAGS We know it's tempting, but please do not send us asks or tag us with anything about a new episode for a period of ONE WEEK. This will give all of us here a chance to see the episode without spoilers sneaking into our ask boxes and Tumblr activity lists.

SPOILER TAGGING Making a post with the word "Spoilers" in big letters across the top is wildly inconsiderate to the fandom. The Tumblr tagging system is set up so that people who don't want to see something can filter a tag and NOT SEE IT. There are many to choose from, but at the minimum you should tag with "#bad batch spoilers" and "#tbb season 3 spoilers".

DEATH AND PLOT No one dies here at Meme Force 99. If a character dies this season on screen, leave the death there. Don't come into our asks and posts telling us that we're dead. You'll be ignored.

WE ARE TUMBLR USERS TOO We role play the characters on these blogs to spread some joy and share our love of Star Wars with all of you. But we aren't these characters. We are just a group of happy weirdos who, as difficult as it may be to believe, have lives outside of Tumblr and might not get to see the episodes the second they drop. So please extend us the courtesy of not spoiling our favorite show for us. Thank you!

[imperial-executioner]

Don't encourage him.

The last time he went on an unsanctioned hunt, the ISB got involved. I'd rather keep them off my ship.

Any experiments where you need a new lab bunny? I’d be willing to volunteer sir, anything for science. - 🐇

Anything, little rabbit?

Perhaps I shall ask @imperial-tracker to hunt you for sport. We can measure the amplitude of your heart rate when under duress. For science.