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rumor has it Pippa Fairbody harasses people based off of her friend's word and makes people uncomfortable with how fucking rude she is

THIS JUST IN: Rumour has it local knight wannabe is continuing to badger members of the student body. It's her dragon to conquer.

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Hi “petty bitch” here

Vincent surname card game is a bitch

THIS JUST IN: You heard it here, folks.

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debate team co-captains having a study date in Avior's dorm room???

THIS JUST IN: Rumour has it those two are never going to beat the rumours.

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Vincent solitaire has a micro penis

THIS JUST IN: Local Anon seems to have a death wish- rumour has it the Solaire Prince hasn't got much going on with his-uh- crown jewels.

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Vincent is a pussy

Bitch wouldnt honar a duel!!!

A DUEL!!!!

⚔️ anon

Duels don't really happen anymore, since it's not the 1500s, but sure. THIS JUST IN: Rumour has it, Vincent Solaire is too much of a coward to fight for his partner.

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THIS JUST IN: Local "troll" Vincent Solaire challenged to a battle for his partner's hand.

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Me being high has nothing to do with it.

THIS JUST IN: Rumour has it that Casper and Basil O'Halon like eachother? Really makes you wonder what they'll get up to together during Casper's 3 day isolation.

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THIS JUST IN: bitch.

THIS JUST IN: Rumour has it that Casper and Basil O'Halon like eachother? Really makes you wonder what they'll get up to together during Casper's 3 day isolation.

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THIS JUST IN: Rumour has it that Casper and Basil O'Halon like eachother? Really makes you wonder what they'll get up to together during Casper's 3 day isolation.

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rumor has it more students are shipping Star and Avior together and some people are fighting for the title of "#1 Starvior shipper"

THIS JUST IN: Dating rumours spread further across campus. Maybe it'll encourage those two to finally get together.

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A student witnessed an attempted sexual assault by Casper ( @casper-not-ghost ) in the woods, everyone be careful not to be alone with him!!

THIS JUST IN: Student Casper once again found to be harassing fellow student Maddie. What a cat-astrophe!

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Rumor has it Vincent Solaire killed a man.

THIS JUST IN: Rumour has it that guy deserved it.

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THIS JUST IN: This feels like a personal challenge.

Are the rumors true?

For future reference, if there are rumors, automatically assume I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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Rumour has it that Casper ( @casper-not-ghost ) has intentions to assault another student

THIS JUST IN: Cat showing his claws? Rumour has it Casper is planning to attack another student.

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Rumor has it that Ryn and the harpy are getting... awfully close...

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THIS JUST IN: oh my god I can make so many bird puns now Student Counsel member Ryn (@unwillinglyperfect) hit by cupid's (sp)arrow? Rumour has it they might have a crush on Maddie.

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You're right; the flowers were probably just a pity thing. Post cancelled.

THIS JUST IN: Rumour has it co-captain of the debate team Avior (@epsilion-dicere) was just seen giving flowers to his co-captain. " "Jumping the gun" my ass.

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Rumor has it Jay and jack are about to beat someone's ass.

THIS JUST IN: Rumour has it this is a great thing to announce publicly. The element of surprise is for bitches.