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concept: detective/serial killer nemesis relationship novel where the detective dies unrelatedly after like chapter 2 (heart attack, hit by a rampaging elk, etc.) and the cop assigned to the case has to deal with the serial killer trying to speedrun getting a new nemesis.

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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

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Liza Minelli

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"The universe receives word from a famously no-contact planet, Opranov. To everyone's shock, the message seems to be a distress call...from a Human being." Please consider reading the illustrated version of 'A Pearl Washes up on Some Distant Shore' - The first story in my sci-fi series, Star Filled Oyster. Contains: 82 pages of writing and 13 illustrations - Absolutely free! Link to Illustrated Ver Link to Series

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Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.

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everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

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Ecalubur, 1981.

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he was so real for this. i really must

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flames

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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mutual 1: if you really think about it achilles' armour in the iliad functions much like an exoskeleton and he patroclus and Hector exchange armour much like hermit crabs exchange their shells

mutual 2: my boyfriend would be such a good pope and i'd be such a good papal mistress

mutual 3: i need that middle aged roman senator pregnant NOW

mutual 4: #myonion

mutual 5: anyone want a bag of my hair

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University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh

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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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Do you live in one of the top ten populated cities in the United States?

New York City, NY

Los Angeles, CA

Chicago, IL

Houston, TX

Phoenix, AZ

Philadelphia, PA

San Antonio, TX

San Diego, CA

Dallas, TX

Jacksonville, FL

I live elsewhere in the US

I do not live in the US

From the census numbers, about 7% of the US lives in these ten cities - I wanna see how the numbers line up for tumblr!

From the census numbers, about 7% of the US lives in these ten cities - I wanna see how the numbers line up for tumblr!