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someone should invent a computer you operate by licking it

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Sometimes I feel old and out of touch because I don't know anything about the hot new music but then I remember even when I was a teenager I did not know the hot new music because I was an uncool little nerd and my family didn't listen to the radio. So my out of touchness is consistent and not age related.

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was thinking about bear/bare

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It's that time again

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3x winner of Scotland’s Strongest Woman contest and first woman to ever life the Dinnie Stones, Emmajane Smith

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some little ceramic dishes and a vase from this month! (all sold!) 🍃

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told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

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i said what i said

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I can’t stop thinking about crocodiles for some reason so here’s some cool pictures I found of probably the second largest one in captivity, his name is Utan:

isn’t he beautiful

listen to the SOUND when he bites

and that’s not even a real power bite, that’s mostly just heavy bone falling on heavy bone from his jaws and the air rushing out from between them

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they should have tried having gay sex. it wouldnt change anything about their situation but then at least they could say they gave it a go.

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What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

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reblog to bap prev with your paw

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som old papa bears

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eve STOP