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manhandling is so fun like sure u can put me over there i don’t mind

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3rd base is calling a mutual by name without having to anxiety check their bio

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“Mia Fey, my love….”

I literally get brainrot about these guys

edit: this is the most likes i’ve ever gotten on anything ever??? thank you guys so much??? im reading every tag i love yall

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season 3

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season 3

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comic about girlfriends

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preschoolers are funny because theyre people you can have an intelligent conversation with a 4 year old but also they havent been alive that long so normal shit blows their mind. i knocked a rapid pattern on the desk today and 3 kids went "WOAH. HOWD YOU DO THAT?" because my hand moved faster than they assumed hands could move. i played a 3 note melody on a recorder and was asked if i took lessons. its great

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The sushi-shaped isopod is a crustacean like no other.

(Image credit: Aquamarine Fukushima)

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sketch 🪶

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my message to everyone who posts queer poetry is: stop what you're doing right now and gather up all your journal entries and notes app pages and etc because you could put them to better use. become a white rapper. look up some xxxtentacion type beats on youtube. I just really really want to hear this

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I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

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1998 nickelodeon trade ad