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this is so fucking wild to me I can’t stop laughing literally no wonder the perceived top shortage exists
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A young rural farmer in the year 4014 romanticizing the clean and physically undemanding lifestyle of a pre-industrial collapse barista.
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can you believe people think he's straight? no man has a midlife crisis and chooses to become little miss twink. If you're straight, 35, and chubby, you find a loving wife or dedicate yourself to world of warcraft. You do not say I'm going to make myself as small and poundable as possible. There's a difference between straight fit and gay fit and it isn't even close here. He's getting it from every which way in the locker room. Get real people.
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微妙な距離感で寝る方々
They sleep at a proper distance
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Hat of Horns, a free crochet pattern designed by Woolly Worm Head on Ravelry and available on Woollywormhead.com.
"All of the most ferocious predators in the animal kingdom come equipped to gore you to death. Now you, too, can don horns, rip through a crowd, and leave nothing but blood and carnage in your wake. We are proud to present these hats, the finest in evolutionary haberdashery."
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Hey friends, baby Marxist here! I’m starting to feel like technology corrupts the pure soul of man. Has anyone tried turning back the wheel of history so that we can return to a state of perfect innocence?
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found an energy drink from a furry tf comic
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According to tradition, Lazarus never smiled during the thirty years after his resurrection, worried by the sight of unredeemed souls he had seen during his four-day stay in Hell. The only exception was, when he saw someone stealing a pot, he smilingly said: "the clay steals the clay."[1][46]
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its a shame that "most annoying tumblr user poll" account got banned because there are some really fucking annoying people on here whose annoyingness I would like to compare
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