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cant sleep because im thinking about this tiktok
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Obsessed with this year's grand prize winner of the Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest
2022 Grand Prize Winner
"I knew she was trouble the second she walked into my 24-hour deli, laundromat, and detective agency, and after dropping a load of unmentionables in one of the heavy-duty machines (a mistake that would soon turn deadly) she turned to me, asking for two things: find her missing husband and make her a salami on rye with spicy mustard, breaking into tears when I told her I couldn't help—I was fresh out of salami."
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was referring to a book i own and i said “i have it on book”
is it so over for me
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i trust one food blogger and it's claire lower (the woman at lifehacker who waffles everything)
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gosh i love books. i would love to read one some day.
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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....
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