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supposedly if i finish my work i can play video game as reward. but i see through my lies. i can play video game BEFORE i finish work, and then not do work at all.
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To the other side
Fill my pockets full of stones
i collect them from the beach
They're all so beautiful
So beautiful i take them with me
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The life and times of William T. Riker.
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5 Episode 06: “Trials and Tribble-ations”
This might genuinely be the most endearingly self-indulgent episode of television in history.
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"It's time to face reality, Doctor. You're a man who dreams of being a hero, because you know deep down that you're not."
Pretty crazy thing to say to the man who saved your life with the sheer power of his love, devotion and forgiveness but okay-
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btw the katy perry/bezos' girlfriend/other four irrelevant billionaires 10 minute space stunt was not the first all female expedition no matter how much they try to market it as such. the first all female mission was in 1963 with soviet cosmonauts Valentina Tereshkova, Irina Solovyova and Valentina Ponomaryova - all three of which were working class and had to pass incredibly hard exams to be chosen from 400 potential candidates. just in case we started falling for the propaganda machine again
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on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.
No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.
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i miss my little dude
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And it may be a very messy, very bloody business. Are you prepared for that?
siskarak textpost memes 3/?
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