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TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow

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uh oh

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marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy

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pens scared me as a kid. a pencil that you cant erase? thats fucked up shit to do to a kid man

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I like these guys

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Illustration from The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies

by Beatrix Potter

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thinking about chilchuck again. he fucks so relentlessly that he had three children by the time he was legally an adult and now he's getting taught about the birds & bees by a dilfy dwarf who refuses to believe he's postpubescent even though he's already greying. these are the microaggressions twinks face every day in our society

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On The Rob by Cheap Dirty Horse (source)

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“Bronze basin with little animals that spin when filled with water. China, Eastern Zhou dynasty, 697–628 BC”

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I forgot to post this, which I made while binging the manga

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Whenever I see a post talking about how it's okay to steal from huge corporations, when they have shit like self checkout, I always want to jump up and say they have cameras and are collecting your information and you need to be so careful because yeah like they're inflating the prices and running monopolies and price fixing with competitors but everybody is caring about shoplifters more and that's really fucked up, but you also need to consider that Target might be keeping track of every time you don't scan something or intentionally scan it wrong, and just waiting for it to add up to a felony.

Which feels entirely beside the point and almost inappropriate to bring up when the point is that the customer is already a victim of theft, but I feel like there are people encouraging others to do stuff that can absolutely end up with them in jail without mentioning at all that it's a risk.

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the transition im crying

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i love the phrase "great post everyone. hit the showers" because it implies that posting is a sport. which it is

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Fairy: Hey I didn’t get your name.

Me: Yeah that was on purpose.

Fairy: Oh my god stealing people’s names has been categorized as a war crime for like a hundred years. Do I seem like the kind of fairy that would do war crimes?

Me: Well yes, but that’s just my impression of you personally. Not fairies in general.

Fairy: You’re smarter than I thought.