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parents be like you can’t imagine how hard it is for us to deal with your mental illness

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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

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Do yall ever just

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its a mystery

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MJF is an evil yaoi icon

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idc if it’s bad theory or whatever, i don’t believe billionaires are people. i believe their wealth has separated them so thoroughly from any genuine human experience that they are functionally another species. they endure no consequences for their actions, even something as simple as taking out the garbage, or making your own food. no one is able to disagree with them to the point of discomfort - they are simply removed. their suffering is handled promptly, cleanly, professionally, discreetly. they demand that the suffering of others be rendered invisible. they live in mansions where they don’t have to share the world with other people or get comfortable with the fact that other people shout and cry and make messes. they never have to examine the way they impact others, or interrogate their beliefs, or see humanity outside of rose-tinted hues. such an animal can’t fathom what it means to be one of us. i’m ok being wrong on this.

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I love how the new fic is set in the middle of Movran’s visit, which means that as Geralt is teaching Movran about leadership, he is also self-reflecting that this is something that he now needs to fully commit to, for himself and his people

Yep! Everyone is learning things! And Geralt didn't even go up mountain! We're all very proud of him.

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The shogun of sengoku-era america, Abraham Lincoln

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He fucking gets it lol (also another win for me)

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I just read Left Unsupervised and am now imagining Milena joining a group of bards (to escape from a Velen wedding or just to see the world).

... what? She's almost pocket-sized! Aiden and Lambert will be delighted!

*delighted giggling*

Aiden: Look! I found one! She's tiny! Very kidnappable! Please? *pleading kitty eyes*

Lambert: Why the fuck do I gotta be the sensible one? Sorry, miss, uh, you can go if you want, really you can...

Milena: I think I should rather like to be kidnapped, actually.

Lambert: o.O

Aiden: O.O

Lambert: Really?

Aiden: Victory is mine!

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My ethics professor once told our class that society justifies hating fat people by saying they overburden the healthcare system but no one uses that excuse to hate high level athletes who also disproportionately use the healthcare system

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In an incredible reversal, Builder.AI just declared bankruptcy after admitting that they were faking their AI tool with 700 humans

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Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

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it's so funny on here sometimes you make a post and it gets 5k notes and then later that same day you see some post made two hours after yours, clearly vaguely about your post, taking an opposite stance, and you're like "hang on. are we in an argument?" and then you can remember people can counter your opinions without wanting to beat you to death with their fists in real life. they can just disagree with you. believe it or not. i know we've all been on the internet a long time so we're scared. but it turns out sometimes someone reads your posts and thinks "i don't agree. i'll make my own post" and they haven't hired assassins to pull out your teeth.

i'm working on internalizing this

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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Now I am imaging a lord trying to make small talk with geralt over how much money he budgets for himself (mayhaps even with the undertones of “how much money do you use for bribes etc?”) and geralt just goes “what budget?!? I don't have one. Hm (you weirdo)!”

Geralt: I don't handle money.

What Geralt means: Oh thank fuck Livi and Jan deal with the budget these days, I don't actually know what things should cost because I always got the Witcher upcharge when I was on the Path and I never did learn about things like investments and bulk pricing because it never came up, I was basically living paycheck to paycheck and sometimes not even that.

What the noble hears: The Warlord is far too mighty and powerful to even think of such minor affairs as budgeting. His slightest whim is law, his merest fleeting desire brought to him at once. I am a fool. How can I possibly recover from this faux pas?

The noble, tentatively: Much of my own poor budget goes towards the upkeep of my horses...?

Geralt: Hm!