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impossiblepackage
being a little amphibian would be nice i think
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impossiblepackage · 48 minutes ago
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Appropriate way to celebrate the start of Pride Month
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impossiblepackage · 3 hours ago
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Why did I say this
xenomorph little mouth chewing on my prostate
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impossiblepackage · 3 hours ago
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Queer bait could be because the creators wanted them to be together but the big company said now. Het bait, on the other hand, is almost always a case where there was never meant to be anything romantic at all but the big company tried to force a generic love story anyway and, in this case, failed
Hetbait kind of goes harder than queerbait sometimes. Queerbait you understand that the creators very rarely could do it even if they wanted to so implication and suggestion was better and safer than being explicit. Hetbait though there's no such justifiable reason they just want to fuck with you.
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impossiblepackage · 3 hours ago
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in wigan attempts to define it without reference to gravy implicitly invite the comparison anyway through gravy's conspicuous absence
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impossiblepackage · 3 hours ago
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How do you do something professionally for nearly 20 years and still be so bad at it
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impossiblepackage · 3 hours ago
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that’s pussy babe!
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impossiblepackage · 3 hours ago
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smacked barm pey wet
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impossiblepackage · 3 hours ago
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tragic. the worst person you know just made several really good points.
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impossiblepackage · 3 hours ago
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impossiblepackage · 3 hours ago
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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.
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impossiblepackage · 3 hours ago
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Paul and Pyrrha matching AtN fits
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impossiblepackage · 3 hours ago
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there's a lot to shit on kojima for but I gotta respect that
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impossiblepackage · 3 hours ago
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impossiblepackage · 3 hours ago
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please hurry! I’ve been in this time loop too long!
okay im giving you to the count of -3 to restore the proper flow of time
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impossiblepackage · 3 hours ago
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xenomorph little mouth chewing on my prostate
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impossiblepackage · 3 hours ago
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