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I like that these days, what with all the transgenders running about, we don't need to wait for fans of a franchise to have kids to start seeing the knock on name effects of a book or movie getting popular. Move over 2 year old boy named aziraphale I've seen approximately 6 butches name themselves Gideon in the last month alone

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business man

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if i had super speed im sure people would be like "how could you possibly have super speed" and i would be like "ok, ill prove it. name something you can get at a grocery store" and they would be like "hmmm okay. cheddar cheese" and then i would use my super speed to shave their head completely bald almost instantly. theyll never see it coming

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Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

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a certain subspecies of human with no light behind the eyes

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Playing modded Baldur’s Gate with my partner and I’m playing as a kobold and NONE of the animations work properly.. it’s turned this damn game into a slapstick comedy

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Gorm

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Eurovision is in a week so reminder to not watch or support it in anyway with the fact that Israel is still in the competition 

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the hadron collider is like an angel to me

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the problem with having an evil mastermind manipulator oc is that i am not particularly good at being any of those things

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come on dude

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Transphobes make being trans sound so cool. Like trans men sound like they are possessed by the devil? That sounds AWSOME .

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im so so sorry to every artist who's art ive ever reblogged without gushing in the tags. you deserve it im just so tired. ill do better i promise