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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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"I Got Lost" by Marfa Tymchenko, 1997

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meow

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I have same hairstyle with master!

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imagine a goat with a hat

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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but when you start nitpicking the metaphor, neurotypical people interpret it as you disagreeing with the point that they're making. If someone says "there's no more reason to do that to a child than there'd be reason to do that to a horse", and you go "actually, in extremely rare singular case circumstances, it's okay to do that to a horse", they assume that you also mean that there are extremely rare singular case circumstances where you think it' be ok to do that to a child.

They interpret you nitpicking the way they worded what they say as you disagreeing with what they're saying.

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Video Description: A young man is playing a solo ttrpg at a camera for a livestream audience, and in this scene, speaking haltingly, as though putting it together on the fly, in an over-exaggerated gravelly voice, is making a character that Definitely Isn't a Pastiche of A Specific Era of Comics, saying the following: (bolded and italic sections are when the camera shakes) "My name is Blood Gun, my backstory is that- a gun ate my parents, then, on the dinner table threw them up and made me eat my parents and because of radioactivity, now I have the ability to grow guns out of my fingers, but I need to use my blood for the bullets, Aruuuughhh! [Chuckles] No!"

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there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

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bullying ganondorf in all timelines

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Video Description: A young white man sits on a denim couch addressing the viewer (he's going to be playing a tabletop rpg later in the stream this is from), he's concerned about his lighting at the moment, saying: "My face is a little dark, at my natural sitting angle, but it I tilt my head back a little bit, I become a Victorian ghost child!" He's not incorrect, the paleness of his skin washes out the shot quite badly!

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PHEW.... just over a month of work but it's done 👏 As usual at the end I feel like a couple colors could have been changed but... I'm not doing this one again lmao

Okay! Due to (totally unexpected) popular demand:

CMYK Test Print PATTERN - pay what you want, a tip would be appreciated but no pressure!

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claudia donovan in 3.11