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Whomp whomp

! 00kay 11 77h11nk my p1177ch crush d11ed ! hash77ag an0077her day 00n al77ern11a fuck my l11fe

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^IT^ for pretending im not in my hive when the subjugs come ^round ^nd letting my lusus e^t them? Context, I'm ^ purple blood but live re^lly isol^ted on the co^st, like w^^^^y up on ^ cliff where my lusus roosts ^nd ^s i w^s growing up whenever the mission^ries would come ^round to spre^d the word he would swoop down and sw^llow them re^l messy like. I've got more control of him these d^ys but ^lso i don't re^lly w^nn^ be a clown? The f^ce p^int itches ^nd the sug^r drink is gross. I feel kind^ b^d c^use we purple bloods h^ve low numbers but ^lso if they c^nt t^ke on ^ single ^lb^gryffon on the wing they're prob^bly we^k^ss ^nyw^y? Like if you c^n't get p^ssed my lusus why should I respect you?

TLDR; ^IT^ for letting my lusus e^t purple blood cultists c^use i dont w^nn^ join their stupid club?

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Ddo it for the future of cooking

okay. there is a mushroom in the forest. it looks very tasty. it may be poisonous. do note i can resist poisons very well. with that in mind the question of the night is :

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hello ev(eryone

nothing happened last night

nothing happened.

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! 11'm g0011ng 7700 p00st h00le.

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howre we hanndlinng witnnessinng the horrors, muutuuwolves?

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~◇ Love at Sea ◇~

~ som3tim3s I lik3 to mak3 moodboards ෆ ^ ^ ෆ ~

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What’s a sbahjer?

where are the humans. where are the sbhajers hello

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IN LEGAL TROUBLE?

HI!

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This is what trying to figure out BFRJ lore after being gone from grumblr for 2 days feels like

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* grumblrinas post your reaction images you =ave saved i'll start *

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<3< ARE Y0U GUYZ ZEE1NG TH1Z ZH1T

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]Myy luusuus haas beeeen iinteereesteed iin Gruumblr siincee II'vee beeeen teelliing hiim aaboouut iit. Hee waanteed too saayy hii too eeveeryyoonee! \/

]Pleeaasee saayy niicee thiings- hee's veeryy seensiitiive. \/

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hey yalls. so uhm. i have a question...

what IS pitch flirting?? like. whats an example of it without it just being plain bullying.

also pale flirting. because i already semi-know what flush/redrom is, its the closet to human romantic relationships, but like.. the other two. pale and pitch. does anyone have any examples.

because i REALLY dont want to accidentally pitch/pale flirt with one of yalls (no offense)

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nXt having a sign is nXrmal actually I dXnt knXw why everyXnes sX weird abXut it

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welcome to my twisted onion

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What’s the court ddo? Kill yyou themselves?

what 1s y-o-ur s-o-c1ety ' s stance -o-n k1ll1ng ?

outlawed. frowned upon. if you do it you get thrown in jail. you go to court first, though.