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forgot to post here... sowwy

yuuuuuh have food my nieces and nephews

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I just love Razzle and Dazzle not knowing their relationship is wrong at all.

They grow up acting like a couple and believe it's entirely normal for twins, especially conjoined ones to do.

I think they are poly too and whenever they talked about getting a partner they always assumed they would share.

I do also enjoy the opposite end of this too.

Where Razzle or Dazzle (or both) feel like they have to hide their attraction to the other.

Its even more fun because they are conjoined and having a secret would be impossible.

Bonus points if they had a sudden realization they liked each other one day and had an internal freak out over it!

I just love ribboncest and never get to talk about it.

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We love ribboncest as well, i really like these headcanons as well, each sides aswell, and poly ribboncest reminds me a lot of mod Cocoa and her yumeship lol

(Confession N°178)

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Razzle and Dazzle kissing each other in front of the book club.

Astro and Brightney being disturbed.

Its their first time feeling comfortable enough to show PDA and it gets shot down by them being lectured about what incest is and why its wrong.

I like to think Delilah never educated the toons on those topics and most found out about that stuff through books.

So RnD never learned it was wrong up until the book club.

But of course they don't stop, they just hide it.~

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Aww thats actually pretty cute, let twins kiss eachother!!

(Confession N°177)

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sorry but if you call real child predators “pedoshitters” or “kiddie diddlers” you probably only care about CSA because you think it’s so icky icky and gross instead of the fact that it horribly traumatizes the child for life and that the people doing it usually have no actual attraction

Please stop using victims of sexual abuse as the immediate “gotcha” card. Please.

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huge billdip imeowge on wplace finally done!! ⸜(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)⸝ thank mew so much to efurryone that helped with this purroject ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ [tr: huge billdip image on wplace finally done, thank you so much to everyone that helped with this project]

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Someone likes my post

I check out their account

"Dislikes/DNI - Proshippers"

Bro does not know...

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My Little Pony tarot deck | sophieascruggs

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MLP mystery box unboxing | blood.chan

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The boyfriends ever ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა

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Semi recent art dump llalalalaaaaaaa

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I feel like an impostor around my friend groups. They argue that lolicon and shotacon are "p3d0" and think proshippers are weirdos.

Some have even mass-reported proshipper accounts, so being around them makes me feel... idk... out of place, because they can't even imagine that one of their friends is the thing they feel most disgusted by.

I've even distanced myself from some of them because of this, and I feel terrible doing it. But hearing cruel things from anti-shippers is even worse. I wonder what their reaction would be if they found out i am a proshipper. they would hate me?

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zombie song + sex with a ghost are giving me

t h o u g h t s

so yk those ghost stan / frankenstan aus that've been making their rounds in the fandom. that but stancest.

so ford panics when stan opens the door and shoots him with the crossbow, killing him. in this au it's right to the heart bc symbolism.

anyway, ford's absolutely losing his shit. he cries over stan's body, which is slowly cooling from the snow and lack of life inhabiting it. Ford drags that shit into this cabin, still shellshocked, and props it up on his couch.

He then goes to flip through his spellbooks n' shit, not giving himself time to process what's going down. he finds smth.

it's a latin spell for communing with spirits and has the bright idea to try to use his amateur language skills to rewrite the ancient spell. Amazing idea right.

well, it goes wrong. shocking i know. the spell reanimates stan's corpse, and summons his spirit / makes him visible to ford, but those two remain separate. so now ford has a zombie stan & a ghost stan.

ghost stan, contrary to most depictions, isn't all that torn up about his death. sixer cared enough about him to cry over him and now he can't suffer hunger, dehydration, & other various bad things. also, ford's stuck with him now. forever.

zombie stan is still connected enough to spirit stan that he resists attacking ford, and does actually have a conscience. though, it's really only comparable to a dog or a very small child.

me & my headmate's roughs of these two ^

spirit stan, who until recently couldn't be seen or heard by ford, was made perceptible in the middle of confessing his love. awkward...

They have a moment where they kinda look 10 seconds away from making out but it's ruined by zombie stan, who follows ford around like a lost dog.

Anyway, so, like the non-communicative men they always have been, they don't talk about it for a little while. They avoid each other for a bit while ford finds a way to merge spirit stan and zombie stan.

Meanwhile, zombie stan just will not allow himself to be separated from ford, hovering over his shoulder constantly. Then, he does something that breaks the repression dam.

He kisses ford. Just a peck really, only on the cheek. He can't do much more on account of being a reanimated rotting corpse, but still. Ford realises he's very much in love with stan and is like: oh shit

Ford confronts him about the zombies actions. Stan brushes it off, saying the zombified version of him doesn't know what he's doing. They get into an fight and they fuck about it.

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FFATASS STRAWBERRY OHJTG GOD

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Antiproshippers and anti lolicons when they found out that hello kitty made a collab with playboy

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Every once in a while i remember that i used to be friends with an anti who:

Was in the made in abyss fandom

Lovebombed and dehumanized their (at the time) boyfriend

Would threathen suicide if their friends didn't do what they wanted

Told one of my friends to kill herself because she drew selfship fanart with their former f/o

Would send their fans on a witch hunt if they found proshippers in any of their fandoms

Everytime someone pointed out their mistakes they would blame it on their suspected npd for "making them act that way"

Told me i should get BOILED because i ship problematic stuff and said that i made them uncomfortable (And put the blame of their sh on ME because of this)

I currently just ignore them, but life has been much easier without walking on eggshells around them... <3

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tw: age gap/pedophilia, slight nsfw

imagine: teenage babysitter sitting for a depressed, wealthy single dad, early 40s. it was originally supposed to be a one-time thing, but after seeing his sitter, all of a sudden he has all of these meetings and other things to attend to. there is also a suspicious amount of cameras inside the house now...

bonus points if he slips aphrodisiacs into the food he leaves for them, so they're nice and easy by the time he gets home. double points if the sitter is into the attention and purposely does suggestive things in front of the cameras.

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bi lesbian/gay selfshippers are valid!

aroallo selfshippers are valid!

alloace selfshippers are valid!

intersex selfshippers are valid!

transmasc selfshippers are valid!

transfem selfshippers are valid!

nonbinary selfshippers are valid!

genderfluid selfshippers are valid!

cistrans selfshippers are valid!

cis male selfshippers are valid!

cis female selfshippers are valid!

detrans selfshippers are valid!

gaygirl/turigirl selfshippers are valid!

lesboy selfshippers are valid!

TERFs/radfems, exclusionists and bigots should not be in selfship community!