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"I like girls who are better are games than I am"

"So you don't like anybody"

"1v1 me"

Literally peak romance what the fuck 😭

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Holy shit the onion is going all in

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WIKIPEDIA EDITOR HITTING “PUBLISH CHANGES”

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when moments like that drop and the posts start flowing you don’t strategically choose which blog you rb from. you do from whoever comes across your dash. it’s like kissing strangers on new years

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With the Queen dying, we’re one step closer-

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last night i had a dream that i told a joke that was so funny it killed people. I woke up after killing someone with it and in my tired stupor, rushed to write it down before I forgot it or fell back asleep. I just checked and this is what i wrote down

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why the fuck does tumblr look like that

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encouraged by the three and a half notes, the blogger went on to make many other questionable posts

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People who can actually pay attention in lectures are amazing. You’re telling me you manage to just listen to a single person while sitting in a spot unmoving for longer than 20 minutes?

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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

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if it was GUARANTEED that u would survive would u rather

A. explore a black hole

B. explore the entire ocean 

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it’s nuts that the way you meet people that will be in your life for a long time can be so circumstantial and random like if i hadn’t bumped into you that one time you just wouldn’t have been in my life for years to come. unreal that connections can come from anywhere and any accidental happenstance can change your life for the better

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if i was an anime character id have pink hair because im cute!

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texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

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if i pirate your movie, tv show or game, its because i was literally never going to purchase it. and if i couldnt find a good torrent, then i would have never watched it or played it at all. i am not a customer, i am not lost revenue, if i’m pirating your shit, i am bypassing you on purpose because i dont want you to have my money at all. you never had a claim to that money and you cannot say you lost it

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all of us are better when we are loved!!!