impulsiveingenue
impulsiveingenue
confusion will be my epitaph
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Vera writes things. Sometimes they're real. Sometimes they're not. You might have read some of it already, in fact. If you ask her a question, she might even answer it.
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impulsiveingenue · 7 years ago
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rollin up the window like that’s really gonna help! lol
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impulsiveingenue · 7 years ago
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here’s a short one containing Artemis, and Persephone’s relationship with her mom XD
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impulsiveingenue · 7 years ago
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So, now that Tumblr is banning “adult stuff” (ie, anything even vaguely queer) and the site is prooooobably gonna die, I’m probably going to be spending a lot more time on Pillowfort. I’m Bellwether over there, if you happen to have an invite, so feel free to give me a follow — I’d really love to be able to cultivate a dash as nice as the one I have here. 
Fuckin’ SESTA/FOSTA, ruining social media more than social media was already ruining social media. 
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impulsiveingenue · 7 years ago
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Son you’ve just flirted with a lesbian
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impulsiveingenue · 7 years ago
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if you or a friend have been diagnosed with pseudo-magical girl syndrome you may be entitled to financial compensation
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impulsiveingenue · 7 years ago
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In 1997, two composers created ‘The Most Unwanted Song’ by issuing a public opinion survey and compiling all the lyrical and musical elements that most people found annoying. It combines a harp, accordion, out-of-tune children singing about Christmas and Walmart, high-pitched flutes, tubas, keyboard demos, someone yelling random political terms through a megaphone, and an operatic soprano rapping over cowboy music, bagpipes, and screams. It’s 22 minutes long. Source Source 2
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impulsiveingenue · 7 years ago
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impulsiveingenue · 7 years ago
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“The Obsolete Man,” The Twilight Zone
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impulsiveingenue · 7 years ago
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impulsiveingenue · 7 years ago
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Clever girl...
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impulsiveingenue · 7 years ago
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I honestly don’t understand why there aren’t more people who, when given the platform to discuss minimum wage, don’t simply distill it to the simplest of facts:
A forty hour work week is considered full time.
It’s considered as such because it takes up the amount of time we as a society have agreed should be considered the maximum work schedule required of an employee. (this, of course, does not always bear out practically, but just follow me here)
A person working the maximum amount of time required should earn enough for that labor to be able to survive. Phrased this way, I doubt even most conservatives could effectively argue against it, and out of the mouth of someone verbally deft enough to dance around the pathos-based jabs conservative pundits like to use to avoid actually debating, it could actually get opps thinking.
Therefore, if an employee is being paid less than [number of dollars needed for the post-tax total to pay for the basic necessities in a given area divided by forty] per hour, they are being ripped off and essentially having their labor, productivity, and profit generation value stolen by their employer.
Wages are a business expense, and if a company cannot afford to pay for its labor, it is by definition a failing business. A company stealing labor to stay afloat (without even touching those that do so simply to increase profit margins and/or management/executive pay/bonuses) is no more ethical than a failing construction company breaking into a lumber yard and stealing wood.
Our goal as a society should be to protect each other, especially those that most need protection, not to subsidize failing businesses whose owners could quite well subsidize them on their own.
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impulsiveingenue · 7 years ago
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Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)- Flying Scene Animation done by Studio Ghibli Sophie: Emily Mortimer Howl: Christian Bale
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impulsiveingenue · 7 years ago
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Happy E3! Here’s a SamusxPeach comic commission I did!
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impulsiveingenue · 7 years ago
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The actual, correct translation
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impulsiveingenue · 7 years ago
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these are my predictions for how the right wing will evolve in 2014
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impulsiveingenue · 7 years ago
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Rage
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impulsiveingenue · 7 years ago
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Me: Finally, I understand this whole “unit” thing!
My Wife: I don’t think that’s what “unit” actually means, honey.
Me: Nope. Too late. There was an infographic. I’m 35 and this is the only way I can understand tumblr anymore.
every cat exists on a sliding scale of ‘unit’ to ‘goblin’ with exotic longhairs and oriental shorthairs both being on the extreme yet opposite ends of the spectrum
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