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Wip?

Mother duck and the ducklings🩷

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Sometimes, I wish Shen Yuan was the most unconvenient nuisance for Bingge in fics. Like SY! Shen Qingqiu gave Binghe a hell of a time with emotional damage and running away, so it's a natural procedure for Bingge too.

I know it would be hard to write considering they are pretty imbalanced in terms of power, but I think it would be funnier with more property damage like booby trapping and explosions, waking up some old cool beasts going wild and classic bingyuan hide and seek games.

And only after writing it down I understood that I wanted Shen Yuan to go little bit Kim "I stop one apocalypse by kickstarting worse apocalypse" Dokja or Han "i caused more than one explosion and have a talent of running away" Yoojin.

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The boys are getting along (*¯︶¯*)

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how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this

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fun fact: procrastination happens to animals too. it’s a naturall thing. animal equivalents for scrolling tumblr include:  - hamsters starting to wash their faces in inaproppriate situations  - hyenas stopping everything and starting to dig holes in the ground.  - seagulls starting to ruffle their feathers instead of doing important things this happens for two reasons:  1) an animal is in the situation where none of the standard scenarious it has are fitting, so it does the next best thing  (example: hamsters were put in a vibrating bowl, they couldn’t run or attack, so in about a minute they stopped everything and started washing their faces.) 2) an animal has two conflicting instincts fighting for dominance, so the third one, usualy suppressed by them, kicks in. (example: when two hyenas meet at the border of their territories, they have an instinct to protect their own territory conflict with an instinct not to cross someone else’s. they don’t know if they need to attack or leave, so both start digging holes in the ground. example: a seagull sitting on the nest needs to protect her children, but also has to go get some food. instead a seagull settles for ruffling her feathers for two hours.) with humans it’s usually the second reason. (example: I’m tired and I want to go to sleep, but I should write an essay for tomorrow. both these things are important, so I’m procrastinating them by writing this post.) nature is beautiful. I’m gonna go to sleep now.

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god this is embarrassing imagine saying this. imagine saying these words in that order. imagine thinking that thats an own. i genuinely cannot think of a more succinct way of saying "ive never listened to a single green day song before" elon did you really think you were the good guy in american idiot. are you kidding me. kill yourself

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happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

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Shen-jiejie... grgrgnnngh... ❤

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on their clit like morse code

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people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17

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what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

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he's reeeally pushing his luck

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I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance

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pls love yourself and stop pre-ordering aaa games

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Putting aside the Binghe allegations, would you be willing to pretend to be an incarnation of Binghe if it means you'd get to hold Shen Yuan?

No because then he wouldn't love me, he'd be loving the person I'm pretending to me, which would be miserable for us both and I'd never make shizun miserable

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Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in