imshittingchairs

[imshittingchairs]

Hi 👋, My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔

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Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤

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Breaking my months of silence to spread this! Sadly I cannot donate because I am struggling myself, but if there's people that can, please do!

[imshittingchairs]

hi its me the anon who requested the tessa x fem reader, i forgot to say i meant tessa from murder drones and forgot to specify that the reader is a human, so sorry about that!😭😭😞😞😣😣

take care tuna

I think that dress looks good on you.

Tessa x fem human reader

★You and Tessa met when the human gala happened.

★you saw Tessa and tells her that her dress is very cute and adorable.

★well.. That's not really how you guys met. You guys just sorta bumped into each other because there's so many worker drones running around serving all kinds of food and drinks that you can't even see where you're going

"Hey J! Come back here now! Stop playing around, and help me with this gala stuff! "

Says Tessa while she is running after J.

"Ah, excuse me!"

"Sorry! "

"You're doing great! " Tessa yells to the worker drones, while running past them

"Ugh, that little drone! I swear, once I catch her I will make her do a lot of shelf cleani-"

"Ow! " Tessa exclaimed while falling with a thud.

"Argh.. Hey, you! You really should watch where you are going ya know! " she yells at the girl that bumped into her

"Ah.. Sorry! But there's so many worker drones that is in here! How can I even know or see when they're blocking my vision? " she exclaims

"Well-" Tessa stomps at the wooden floor with her heels

"Oh, right-" the girl said

"Anyways, this doesn't matter right now. Do you know where a particular drone went? Ah wait, uh, have you seen any drone that have pigtails, is a little bit short and holding a book? "

"I didn't saw her.. Yet. I didn't see any worker drones that have pigtails everywhere.. Why are you searching for that drone anyway? "

"Well.. That drone is actually my " personal assistant " if you would call it that, she said she will help me pick a dress for this gala but then she just ran away! " Tessa said

"Well, she could be anywhere. This manor is quite big don't you think? She might even be hiding on a dresser, a dumbwaiter, or even places that you don't even know existed"

"Well.. I guess you're right. But how am I supposed to get dressed now? I don't have anything to wear, and I need advice from J and now she's gone.. " Tessa said with a tired sigh

"Well.. In my personal opinion I think that dress looks good on you! Black fits you very well. "

"Wait really? You think this dress looks good on me? " Tessa says with a gasp

"Yes! I love the lace and the buttons, I think it looks fancy but also not too fancy, if you know what I mean" the girl said while explaining

"Oh, thank you! " Tessa says with a smile with a small blush appearing on her cheek.

"My parents always said that this type of dress isn't for the Elliots.. And I always have to choose an outfit to make me stand out. I honestly hate it! It's a bit embarrassing.. But hey, thank you for telling me that... "

"Oh right, my name is (name), and you are Tessa right? "

"Yes! I'm so sorry for not asking your name earlier.. I was just panicking. " Tessa said.

"It's alright! Now Tessa, would you want to attend the Gala with me? "

Tessa light-heartedly giggles.

"I would love to! "

[imshittingchairs]

GHAAAA HI HELLO!!!!!! LONG TIME NO SEE YES? okay so a little bit of an update, I'm fixing my fics slowly (but surely), and I also change my blog theme!

[imshittingchairs]

Hii!! Sorry for not writing, I have been very busy with school lately, I also have writers block but don't worry! I'm working on your requests!

[imshittingchairs]

hi! can you do a j x female human reader?

Human beings.

J x fem!human!reader

A bit of angst?

(Sorry guys, I have made my decision to not use fonts anymore now 😔 the fonts have been really buggy for me, it won't let me type, won't let me do anything! Anyways, I'm so sorry that this is late, I've been quite busy about school lately:'))

Aaaanywho, this fic contains worker drone J and md J!

worker drone J

• she met you when Tessa's parents invited you and your family to have a dinner!

• You, Tessa, and J likes to play dress up in Tessa's room with the other worker drones

• Tessa allows you to roam around in her manor freely, but you have to be careful if her parents are around. They can be very strict, so Tessa make J often to watch over you

• J is very protective of you, so she warned you many times to not go in the basement, and to be very careful

• If you were at the gala, J would be very protective of you, shes very scared if anything bad happens to you, because you are just a human, more fragile than them, drones do and can break an arm or two, but that can be fixed! And for humans, it will take a long time for it to heal.

MD/dissassembly drone J

•you have no idea when did you land on this planet, but you do remember a thing or two about the whole earth's core about to collapse. You escaped from the destruction by hopping onto the dissassembly drone's spaceship/pod

•you didn't really remember how you land, but you crashed into the colony's strong ass door.

• J was hunting for some worker drones for oil. When she looked at the sky, something.. Is moving? Is it a shooting star? Oh wait, stars doesnt shape like a space ship. Wait- a space ship?

• When you land, J realized it was their landing pod! She's a little bit confused on why the company would send another disassembly drone. Maybe they really really want to get rid of these run away ai's?

"Hellooo??? Any bot there? Ugh, I swear, if you knock yourself out like that stupid drone N I'm gonna kill-" J stopped talking when she realized that its not a dissassembly drone that is in the pod, its a human! She doesn't really know how to react. Does she have to kill you or just let you freeze to death? She has mixed feelings upon discovering this.

•but, she actually doesn't kill you! Instead, she shelters you and try to treat your wounds because of your harsh landing.

• V teases J because she didn't kill you and shelters you instead.

• Meanwhile, N was asking you questions about how you got here.

• if you need food to eat, she will try her best to recreate the recipe from a frozen cook book.

She herself didn't even know why she decided to spare you. You look very familiar, yet she can't even remember why its familiar.

[imshittingchairs]

Seeing spider verse with my little sister

[imshittingchairs]

Could you do cyn headcanons please.

ᥴᥡᥒ һᥱᥲძᥴᥲᥒ᥆ᥒs!

+ ᥴᥡᥒ ᥊ ᥕ᥆rkᥱr ძr᥆ᥒᥱ ᥲᥒძ һᥙmᥲᥒ rᥱᥲძᥱr (⍴ᥣᥲ𝗍᥆ᥒіᥴ!)

ᥒ᥆rmᥲᥣ һᥱᥲძᥴᥲᥒ᥆ᥒs

• ᥴᥡᥒ ᥕᥲᥣks ᥲr᥆ᥙᥒძ 𝗍һᥱ mᥲᥒ᥆r ᥲ𝗍 ᥒіgһ𝗍 𝗍᥆ һᥲᥒg ᥆ᥙ𝗍 ᥲ𝗍 𝗍һᥱ ᥣіᑲrᥲrᥡ ᥕі𝗍һ ᥒ і𝖿 sһᥱ's ᥒ᥆𝗍 ᥲ𝗍 һᥱr ᑲᥲsᥱmᥱᥒ𝗍 𝗍іmᥱ᥆ᥙ𝗍

• sһᥱ 𝗍rі⍴s ᥆𝖿𝗍ᥱᥒ, s᥆ sһᥱ һ᥆ᥣძs ᥆ᥒ ᥆ᥒ𝗍᥆ ᥒ і𝖿 sһᥱ ᥕᥲᥒ𝗍s 𝗍᥆ ᥕᥲᥣk

• і𝖿 ᥲ ᥕ᥆rkᥱr ძr᥆ᥒᥱ gᥱ𝗍s ᥡᥱᥣᥣᥱძ ᥲ𝗍 ᑲᥡ һᥙmᥲᥒs, sһᥱ ᥕіᥣᥣ sᥴᥲrᥱ 𝗍һᥱm ᥕһᥱᥒ 𝗍һᥱᥡ ᥣᥱᥲs𝗍 ᥱ᥊⍴ᥱᥴ𝗍 і𝗍 (ᥴrᥲᥕᥣіᥒg ᥆ᥒ𝗍᥆ 𝗍һᥱ ᥕᥲᥣᥣs, ᥕᥲ𝗍ᥴһіᥒg 𝗍һᥱm sᥣᥱᥱ⍴, ᥱ𝗍ᥴ)

•s𝗍ᥱᥲᥣ 𝗍ᥱssᥲ's 𝗍᥆ᥡs 𝗍᥆ mᥲkᥱ "ᥱ᥊⍴ᥱrіmᥱᥒ𝗍s" ᥕі𝗍һ һᥱr ᥲᑲs᥆ᥣᥙ𝗍ᥱ s᥆ᥣ᥎ᥱr

•ᥕһіs⍴ᥱrs ᥕᥱіrძ 𝗍һіᥒgs 𝗍᥆ 𝗍ᥱssᥲ ᥕһᥱᥒ sһᥱ's ᥲsᥣᥱᥱ⍴, ᥣіkᥱ "ᥲ rᥲ𝗍 іs ძrіᥒkіᥒg 𝗍һᥱ 𝗍ᥱᥲ. 𝗍һᥱ. rᥲ𝗍. "

ᥴᥡᥒ ᥊ rᥱᥲძᥱr (⍴ᥣᥲ𝗍᥆ᥒіᥴ)

һᥙmᥲᥒ rᥱᥲძᥱr

•ᥕһᥱᥒ ᥴᥡᥒ mᥱ𝗍 ᥡ᥆ᥙ, sһᥱ ᥕᥲs sᥙr⍴rіsᥱძ 𝗍һᥲ𝗍 ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᥕᥱrᥱ ᥒіᥴᥱ 𝗍᥆ һᥱr, ᑲᥱᥴᥲᥙsᥱ ᥲ ᥣ᥆𝗍 ᥆𝖿 ⍴ᥱ᥆⍴ᥣᥱ ᥲᥒძ 𝗍ᥱssᥲ's ⍴ᥲrᥱᥒ𝗍s һᥲ᥎ᥱ 𝗍һ᥆ᥙgһ𝗍 sһᥱ ᥕᥲs "gr᥆ss" ᑲᥱᥴᥲᥙsᥱ sһᥱ ᥕᥲs ᥲ ᑲі𝗍 ძі𝖿𝖿ᥱrᥱᥒ𝗍 𝗍һᥲᥒ ᥆𝗍һᥱrs.

•ᥡ᥆ᥙ rᥱmіᥒძᥱძ һᥱr ᥆𝖿 𝗍ᥱssᥲ ᥲ ᥣ᥆𝗍 sіᥒᥴᥱ ᥡ᥆ᥙ'rᥱ 𝗍һᥱ sᥱᥴ᥆ᥒძ һᥙmᥲᥒ 𝗍һᥲ𝗍 𝗍rᥱᥲ𝗍ᥱძ һᥱr ᥒіᥴᥱᥣᥡ!

•sһᥱ ᥣіkᥱs 𝗍᥆ ⍴ᥣᥲᥡ ძ᥆ᥣᥣs ᥕі𝗍һ ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᥲᥒძ 𝗍᥆ᥡs.

•ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᥲrᥱ ᑲᥲsіᥴᥲᥣᥣᥡ ᥴᥡᥒ's sᥱᥴ᥆ᥒძ ᥆ᥣძᥱr sіᑲᥣіᥒg 𝖿іgᥙrᥱ!

ᥕ᥆rkᥱr ძr᥆ᥒᥱ rᥱᥲძᥱr

•sһᥱ mᥱ𝗍 ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᑲᥱᥴᥲᥙsᥱ ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᥕᥱrᥱ ᥆ᥒᥱ ᥆𝖿 𝗍ᥱssᥲ's 𝖿ᥲ᥎᥆ᥙrі𝗍ᥱ ᥕ᥆rkᥱr ძr᥆ᥒᥱ!

•ᥡ᥆ᥙ, ᥒ, һᥱr ᥲᥒძ ᥎ ᥕᥱrᥱ 𝗍һᥱ ᥴᥣ᥆sᥱs𝗍 sіᥒᥴᥱ ᥡ᥆ᥙ gᥙᥡs һᥲᥒg ᥆ᥙ𝗍 ᥆𝖿𝗍ᥱᥒ ᥲ𝗍 𝗍һᥱ ᥣіᑲrᥲrᥡ (і𝖿 ᥴᥡᥒ іsᥒ'𝗍 ᥆ᥒ һᥱr 𝗍іmᥱ᥆ᥙ𝗍)

•і𝖿 𝗍һᥱrᥱ's ᥲᥒᥡ 𝗍r᥆ᥙᑲᥣᥱ, ᥆r і𝖿 𝗍һᥱrᥱ's ᥲᥒᥡ rᥙძᥱ һᥙmᥲᥒs 𝗍һᥲ𝗍 ᑲᥱһᥲ᥎ᥱ 𝗍һᥲ𝗍 ᥕᥲᥡ 𝗍᥆ ᥡ᥆ᥙ, ᥴᥡᥒ іs 𝗍һᥱrᥱ 𝗍᥆ 𝗍ᥲkᥱ ᥴᥲrᥱ ᥆𝖿 і𝗍.

і'm s᥆ s᥆rrᥡ 𝗍һіs 𝗍᥆᥆k s᥆ ᥣ᥆ᥒg! 𝗍һᥱ ⍴᥆s𝗍 һᥲ᥎ᥱ ᑲᥙggᥱძ mᥲᥒᥡ 𝗍іmᥱs ᥲᥒძ 𝗍һᥱ sі𝗍ᥱ kᥱᥱ⍴s ᥴrᥲsһіᥒg ᥕһᥱᥒ і 𝗍rᥡ 𝗍᥆ ᥙ⍴ᥣ᥆ᥲძ!

[imshittingchairs]

hi tuna! i hope that you are doing well and you are okay. if you don't mind, can i request a v x female reader (murder drones)? if you can't do it, it's totally understandable, remember to take care of yourself btw!!💞💞

𝗍һᥱ rᥱძ mᥱᥲᥒs і ᥣ᥆᥎ᥱ ᥡ᥆ᥙ

᥎ ᥊ 𝖿ᥱm! rᥱᥲძᥱr

(ᥲᥒ᥆ᥒ ძіძᥒ'𝗍 s⍴ᥱᥴі𝖿ᥡ і𝖿 𝗍һᥱ rᥱᥲძᥱr іs ᥲ mᥙrძᥱr ძr᥆ᥒᥱ ᥆r ᥲ һᥙmᥲᥒ, s᥆ і'ᥣᥣ ძ᥆ ᑲ᥆𝗍һ! і ᥲᥣs᥆ ᥕrі𝗍ᥱ 𝗍һіs 𝖿іᥴ ᥕі𝗍һ ᥕ᥆rkᥱr ძr᥆ᥒᥱ ᥎ ᥲᥒძ mძ ᥎.)

ᥕ᥆rkᥱr ძr᥆ᥒᥱ ᥎

і𝖿 ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᥲrᥱ ᥲ һᥙmᥲᥒ

᥎ mᥱ𝗍 ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᑲᥱᥴᥲᥙsᥱ ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᥕᥱrᥱ 𝗍ᥱssᥲ's 𝖿᥆ᥣks. 𝗍ᥱssᥲ һᥲძ іᥒ᥎і𝗍ᥱძ ᥡ᥆ᥙ 𝗍᥆ һᥱr ⍴ᥣᥲᥴᥱ mᥲᥒᥡ 𝗍іmᥱs 𝗍᥆ һᥲᥒg ᥆ᥙ𝗍 ᥕі𝗍һ һᥱr.

ᑲᥙ𝗍 ᥆𝖿 ᥴ᥆ᥙrsᥱ, ᥡ᥆ᥙ g᥆𝗍 𝗍᥆ kᥱᥱ⍴ ᥡ᥆ᥙr ᥲ𝗍𝗍і𝗍ᥙძᥱ ᑲᥱᥴᥲᥙsᥱ 𝗍ᥱssᥲ's ⍴ᥲrᥱᥒ𝗍s іs ᥎ᥱrᥡ s𝗍rіᥴ𝗍. sһᥱ ᥱ᥎ᥱᥒ ᥣᥱ𝗍 ᥡ᥆ᥙ mᥱᥱ𝗍 ᥆ᥒᥱ ᥆𝖿 һᥱr ᑲᥱᥣ᥆᥎ᥱძ ᑲᥙ𝗍ᥣᥱr, ᥒ! ᥡ᥆ᥙ s᥆᥆ᥒ 𝗍һᥱᥒ rᥱᥲᥣіzᥱ 𝗍һᥱrᥱ's ᥲᥒ᥆𝗍һᥱr 𝗍һrᥱᥱ ᥕ᥆rkᥱr ძr᥆ᥒᥱs 𝗍һᥲ𝗍 іs һᥱr 𝖿ᥲ᥎᥆rі𝗍ᥱ, 𝗍һᥱ 𝗍һrᥱᥱ ᑲᥱіᥒg, ᥎, ȷ, ᥲᥒძ ᥴᥡᥒ.

і𝖿 ᥡ᥆ᥙ ⍴ᥱrһᥲ⍴s ᥒᥱᥱძ һᥱᥣ⍴, ᥣіkᥱ mᥲkіᥒg ᥲ ᥴᥙ⍴ ᥆𝖿 𝗍ᥱᥲ, ᥎ іs ᥲᥣᥕᥲᥡs 𝗍һᥱrᥱ 𝖿᥆r ᥡ᥆ᥙ! sһᥱ ᑲᥱᥴᥲmᥱ 𝗍᥆ gr᥆ᥕ ᥲ ᥣіkіᥒg 𝗍᥆ ᥡ᥆ᥙ, ᥲᥒძ ᥡ᥆ᥙ gᥙᥡs s𝗍ᥲr𝗍ᥱძ 𝗍᥆ һᥲᥒg ᥆ᥙ𝗍 ᥲ𝗍 𝗍һᥱ ᥣіᑲrᥲrᥡ ᥕі𝗍һ ᥒ 𝗍᥆᥆ ᥕһіᥣᥱ 𝗍ᥲᥣkіᥒg ᥲᑲ᥆ᥙ𝗍 ᥲᥣᥣ kіᥒძs ᥆𝖿 ძ᥆g ᑲrᥱᥱძs.

і𝖿 ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᥲrᥱ ᥲ ᥕ᥆rkᥱr ძr᥆ᥒᥱ

᥎ ᥲᥣᥕᥲᥡs һᥲᥒgs ᥆ᥙ𝗍 ᥕі𝗍һ ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᥕһᥱᥒᥱ᥎ᥱr sһᥱ's 𝖿rᥱᥱ 𝖿r᥆m ძ᥆іᥒg ᥴһ᥆rᥱs. і𝖿 sһᥱ ძ᥆ᥱs һᥲ᥎ᥱ 𝗍᥆ ძ᥆ s᥆mᥱ ᥕ᥆rk, sһᥱ'ᥣᥣ ᑲᥱ ᥎ᥱrᥡ sᥲძ, ᑲᥙ𝗍 ⍴r᥆mіsᥱs 𝗍᥆ ᥡ᥆ᥙ 𝗍᥆ 𝗍ᥲᥣk ᥲgᥲіᥒ s᥆᥆ᥒ!

і𝖿 ᥡ᥆ᥙ һᥲ᥎ᥱ ᥲ 𝗍ᥲsk 𝗍᥆ ᥴᥣᥱᥲᥒ ძᥙs𝗍 ᥆𝖿𝖿 𝗍һᥱ ᥣіᑲrᥲrᥡ's ᑲ᥆᥆k sһᥱᥣ𝖿, ᥎ ᥕіᥣᥣ һᥱᥣ⍴ ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᥴᥣᥱᥲᥒ і𝗍!

і𝖿 𝗍һᥱrᥱ's ᥲᥒᥡ rᥙძᥱ gᥙᥱs𝗍, ᥎ ᥕіᥣᥣ 𝗍rᥡ һᥱr ᑲᥱs𝗍 𝗍᥆ һᥱᥣ⍴ ᥡ᥆ᥙ gᥱ𝗍 ᥆ᥙ𝗍 ᥆𝖿 𝗍һᥲ𝗍 sі𝗍ᥙᥲ𝗍і᥆ᥒ.

mძ ᥎

і𝖿 ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᥲrᥱ һᥙmᥲᥒ

ᥡ᥆ᥙ s᥆mᥱһ᥆ᥕ gᥱ𝗍 𝗍᥆ ᥣᥲᥒძ ᥆ᥒ 𝗍һіs ᥴ᥆ᥣძ іᥴᥡ ⍴ᥣᥲᥒᥱ𝗍, ᥒᥲmᥱძ ᥴ᥆⍴⍴ᥱr 9.

і𝗍 һᥲs ᑲᥱᥱᥒ ᥡ᥆ᥙr ძᥙ𝗍ᥡ 𝗍᥆ mᥲkᥱ sᥙrᥱ 𝗍һᥲ𝗍 𝗍һᥱ ძіsᥲssᥱmᑲᥣᥡ ძr᥆ᥒᥱs ᥲrᥱ ძ᥆іᥒg 𝗍һᥱіr ᥕ᥆rk, 𝗍᥆ ᥕі⍴ᥱ ᥆ᥙ𝗍 𝗍һᥱ ᥴ᥆ᥣ᥆ᥒᥡ. ᥕһᥱᥒ ᥎ mᥱ𝗍 ᥡ᥆ᥙ, sһᥱ ძіძᥒ'𝗍 rᥱᥲᥣᥣᥡ rᥱᥴ᥆gᥒіzᥱ ᥡ᥆ᥙ (ᑲᥱᥴᥲᥙsᥱ sһᥱ ᥣі𝗍ᥱrᥲᥣᥣᥡ g᥆𝗍 ᥣ᥆ᑲ᥆𝗍᥆mіzᥱძ) ᑲᥙ𝗍 𝗍һᥱᥒ sһᥱ rᥱᥲᥣіzᥱs 𝗍һᥲ𝗍 і𝗍's ᥡ᥆ᥙ, 𝗍һᥱ gіrᥣ 𝖿r᥆m һᥱr ⍴ᥲs𝗍 mᥱm᥆rіᥱs!

sһᥱ ᥕᥲs s᥆ һᥲ⍴⍴ᥡ. sһᥱ һᥙg ᥲᥒძ 𝗍һᥱᥒ s⍴ᥙᥒ ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᥲr᥆ᥙᥒძ sіᥒᥴᥱ sһᥱ һᥲძᥒ'𝗍 sᥱᥱᥒ ᥡ᥆ᥙ 𝖿᥆r s᥆ ᥣ᥆ᥒg!

᥎ 𝗍һᥱᥒ ⍴r᥆ᥴᥱᥱძs 𝗍᥆ 𝗍ᥱᥣᥣ ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᥲᑲ᥆ᥙ𝗍 𝗍һᥱ kіძ 𝗍һᥲ𝗍 sһᥱ mᥱ𝗍, ᥙzі ᥲᥒძ һᥱr ᥴrᥲzᥡ "mᥙrძᥱr-ᥲᥣᥣ-һᥙmᥲᥒs" ⍴ᥣᥲᥒ. ძ᥆ᥒ'𝗍 𝖿᥆rgᥱ𝗍 ᥲᑲ᥆ᥙ𝗍 𝗍һᥱ "rᥱძ ᥱᥡᥱ ძ᥆ᥣᥣ 𝖿rᥱᥲk" 𝗍᥆᥆.

і𝖿 ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᥲrᥱ ᥲ mძ

sһᥱ's ᥲ ᥣі𝗍𝗍ᥣᥱ ᑲі𝗍 (ᥲᥴ𝗍ᥙᥲᥣᥣᥡ ᥎ᥱrᥡ) ⍴r᥆𝗍ᥱᥴ𝗍і᥎ᥱ ᥆𝖿 ᥡ᥆ᥙ, sіᥒᥴᥱ ძіsᥲssᥱmᑲᥣᥡ ძr᥆ᥒᥱs sһ᥆ᥙᥣძ ᑲᥱ ᥎ᥱrᥡ ᥴᥲrᥱ𝖿ᥙᥣ 𝗍᥆ ᥒ᥆𝗍 ᥕᥲs𝗍ᥱ ᥱᥒᥱrgᥡ ᥲᥒძ ᥆᥎ᥱrһᥱᥲ𝗍.

sһᥱ's ᥎ᥱrᥡ ᥴ᥆m⍴ᥱ𝗍і𝗍і᥎ᥱ ᥕһᥱᥒ і𝗍 ᥴ᥆mᥱs 𝗍᥆ һᥙᥒ𝗍іᥒg ᥕ᥆rkᥱr ძr᥆ᥒᥱs, ᑲᥙ𝗍 ᥡ᥆ᥙ? sһᥱ gі᥎ᥱs ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᥲ 𝖿rᥱᥱ ⍴ᥲss і𝖿 ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᥱ᥎ᥱᥒ gᥱ𝗍 ⍴ᥲss һᥱr kіᥣᥣ ᥴ᥆ᥙᥒ𝗍!

ᥕ᥆ᥙᥣძ sһᥲrᥱ ᥲ ᥕ᥆rkᥱr ძr᥆ᥒᥱ's ᥆іᥣ.(𝗍һᥲ𝗍's һᥱr ᥣ᥆᥎ᥱ ᥣᥲᥒgᥙᥲgᥱ ძ᥆ᥒ'𝗍 ȷᥙძgᥱ һᥱr) ძ᥆ ᥡ᥆ᥙ gᥙᥡs kᥒ᥆ᥕ һ᥆ᥕ ᥲ ᥴᥲ𝗍 ᥕ᥆ᥙᥣძ ᑲrіᥒg ᥲ ძᥱᥲძ ᥲᥒіmᥲᥣ 𝗍᥆ 𝗍һᥱіr ᥆ᥕᥒᥱr ᥲs ᥲ 𝗍һᥲᥒk ᥡ᥆ᥙ gі𝖿𝗍 ᥆r s᥆mᥱ𝗍һіᥒg? sһᥱ ძ᥆ᥱs 𝗍һᥲ𝗍 𝗍᥆᥆!

і𝖿 ᥡ᥆ᥙ ȷᥙs𝗍 g᥆𝗍 ᥙ⍴ 𝖿r᥆m ᥲ ᥒᥲ⍴, sһᥱ ᥕ᥆ᥙᥣძ ⍴r᥆ᑲᥲᑲᥣᥡ ᑲrіᥒg ᥲ ⍴іᥣᥱ ᥆𝖿 ძᥱᥲძ ᥕ᥆rkᥱr ძr᥆ᥒᥱs ᥲᥒძ sᥲᥡ "һᥱᥡ, 𝗍һᥲᥒks 𝖿᥆r ᑲᥲᥴkіᥒg mᥱ ᥙ⍴ ᥕһᥱᥒ ȷ sᥴ᥆ᥣძs mᥱ.. 𝗍һᥱsᥱ ᥲrᥱ 𝖿᥆r ᥡ᥆ᥙ"

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I CURSE YOU GOING AND I CURSE YOU RIDING; I CURSE YOU STANDING AND I CURSE YOU SITTING; I CURSE YOU EATING AND I CURSE YOU DRINKING; I CURSE YOU RISING, AND I CURSE YOU LYING; I CURSE YOU AT HOME, I CURSE YOU AWAY FROM HOME; I CURSE YOU WITHIN THE HOUSE, I CURSE YOU OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE; I CURSE YOUR WIVES, YOUR CHILDREN, AND YOUR SERVANTS WHO PARTICIPATE IN YOUR DEEDS. I CURSE YOUR CROPS, YOUR CATTLE, YOUR WOOL, YOUR SHEEP, YOUR HORSES, YOUR SWINE, YOUR GEESE, YOUR HENS, AND ALL YOUR LIVESTOCK. I CURSE YOUR HALLS, YOUR CHAMBERS, YOUR KITCHENS, YOUR STANCHIONS, YOUR BARNS, YOUR COWSHEDS, YOUR BARNYARDS, YOUR CABBAGE PATCHES, YOUR PLOWS, YOUR HARROWS, AND THE GOODS AND HOUSES THAT ARE NECESSARY FOR YOUR SUSTENANCE AND WELFARE.

MAY ALL THE MALEVOLENT WISHES AND CURSES EVER KNOWN, SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE WORLD, TO THIS HOUR, LIGHT ON YOU. MAY THE MALEDICTION OF GOD, THAT FELL UPON LUCIFER AND ALL HIS FELLOWS, THAT CAST THEM FROM THE HIGH HEAVEN TO THE DEEP HELL, LIGHT UPON YOU.

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How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

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am I finally free

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Real

Two years?! I’m in!

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