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Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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Wynonna Earp characters as whose line party quirks

Wynonna:

Waverly:

Nicole:

Dolls:

Jeremy:

Bobo:

Champ:

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Crowley: it costs $400 to go see a therapist

Crowley: it costs $0 to tell myself it be like that sometimes

Aziraphale, softly: no

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my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Very true.

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There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

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we all talk about piss

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unmute this now

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yall: go over your answers before turning them in

me a bitch whos never wrong: i think the fuck not

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thirty more days until

20BITEEN

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…and she’s gone 

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