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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

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Meeting genuine adults that think legal = good, illegal = bad is so bizarre, like bro not even the law itself agrees that that is a good ethical framework

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i will never, and i mean this, Ever buy a video game for 80 american dollars. this is a core part of my being. i will not be moved from this position

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it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

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hi here a little tutorial on how to get 3-7 days of extra testosterone out of testogel bottles! (and keep the spring and little ball inside of them)

part 1!

you will need: your empty testogel bottle and a pair of pliers (scissors are optional)

step 1: pull the pump off, this is super easy and will expose the mechanism inside!

step 2: grab that top bit of plastic with your pliers and pull hard, now the whole mechanism is out

here's your first bit of extra gel! on the bottom of the pump mechanism! rub that onto your body!

step 2.5: now to get the spring off! grab the little plastic ring at the top of the mechanism and pull that sucker off! free spring :3

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collection

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First Felon is kidnapping and trafficking.

#LanguageMatters ✨️racism✨️💫

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view from a california beach town

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the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

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ALT

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Mom sent me a facebook link to a PBS news hour post about how the anti-lawn movement is growing. The vast majority of the comments on it were stuff like this:

Most people are on our side here, even the so-called "boomers." We just have to be spreading ecological knowledge and practical means of creating useful habitat in back yards! Educate! Protect! Resist!

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it's not a true pet peeve but when certain phrases are divorced from their contexts it does give me a weird little butterfly in my stomach.

like, okay. "hell is other people" is an excellent line from Sartre's play "no exit". it's very short, you could probably read it in an afternoon or two. but the line isn't making a commentary about all people - it's actually specifically about the 3 characters in the play. they're all very bad people who are legitimately being punished in-actual-hell. they are forced into a room together for eternity & have been hand-picked to be as annoying as possible to each other as punishment for the sins they committed while alive.

and that concept is crazy! i don't write fanfiction but imagine what characters would be actual torture for each other! "hell is other people" isn't condemning humanity - it is saying we create hell from other people.

or like - shakespeare's "brevity is the soul of wit"! that is a joke line said by a joke character. polonius constantly talks too much and says fucking nothing of use. while hamlet is having like, the worst year of anyone's life - polonius gives really fucking vague and useless advice, including such popular sayings as: "to thine own self be true" and "neither a borrower or a lender be." when he says brevity is the soul of wit, it is meant ironically for the audience - this is a man who never shuts the fuck up. he himself is not brief, and therefore witless.

stuff like this just makes me wonder like - how many idioms or sayings come from completely different contexts and we just. fogrgot :(

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These two are amazing!

@x-heesy 💃🏻🕺🏻 Friday vibes!

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just read a fanfic. Thought the writing was good. Clicked on the author to see their other work…. Saw they have works from my old fandom…. Saw they wrote my favorite fanfic from a few years ago

weve come full circle

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the inevitable conclusion

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knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.