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Doing my research on my last reblogs instead of sleeping 😌

“There are far too many silent sufferers.  Not because they don't yearn to reach out, but because they've tried and found no one who cares.”

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Idk who Gob is but probably if he was nice to me for like 12 seconds.

Doesn't even have to be consecutive seconds tbh

"I'm a Ghoul fucker, I'd fuck Cooper Howard" of course you would. besides his nose he's weirdly normal looking. The real question is would you fuck Gob?

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GOD They are literally "I can make him better" and "I can make her worse".

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How I’ve been welcoming the new Fallout fans:

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when the body trots on

passed a memorial on my morning trot today. buckaroo about my age, lots of flowers. went to his instagram to learn his way and it was just packed full of photos with buds and good times. you strip away the body and all thats left is love. sad but also very beautiful and important

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Sneak Peek of Moon Knight gag reel

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*Y/N bleeding out*

*Marc rushing over in the mk suit*

Marc: Shit shit, you’re alright, you’re going to be fine.

*steven fronts, muttering words while putting pressure on the wound*

Y/N: s-Steven….Steven, i need to tell you something

Steven: w-what is it

Y/N: you look like a marshmallow

Marc: Forget it, leave her

Khonshu: How dare she!!

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Ok but that's such a good line

Marc: can we buy you a drink?

Y/N: No, alcohol is bad for my legs

Marc: Does it make them swell?

*Y/N turning their head towards khonshu and sighing*

Y/N: It makes them spread

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Marc: I wonder what Y/n see in Khonshu.

Steven: what do you mean?

Marc: it's a big dead Egyptian God with a 5 years old's tantrum.

Steven: Y/n is good with kids.

*Marc and Steven looking at the bedroom, seeing Y/n and Khonshu playing UNO on the bed*

Marc: you are right.

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Bird booty

Awwwww.

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Moon knight incorrect quotes: part 3

Marc: For what you did for me today, I’ll allow you to hug me for four to five seconds.

Y/N: FOR FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!

Marc: NO I said FOUR to FIVE seconds!

Y/N: ITS ALREADY TO LATE!

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Y/n: God gives the hardest battles to his strongest Soldiers.

Khonshu, sweating: yeah.

Y/n: WHEN DID I SIGN UP FOR THE WAR!? *pointing at Steven, Marc and Jake doing something stupid and dangerous)

Khonshu, scared: little bug...

Y/n: WHEN DID I ENLIST!?

(Inspired:https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFMyuasR/)

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Pet Names

Marc: baby

Steven: love

Jake: mi amor

Khonshu: You little worm. Tiny bug. Gross, insignificant mortal. My child. Pathetic squirming fleshbag. My pet.

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Marc: yesterday, I overheard Y/n say "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Khonshu replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life

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You can’t tell me this isn’t Matt Murdock

From tiktok: ambrosepets

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Khonshu: What are you in the mood for?

Me: World domination.

Khonshu: ah i see

Me: you’re my world.

Khonshu: what?

Me:

Khonshu: Oh-

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Incorrect Moon Knight pt. Idk

Steven: why are you eating an entire cake, love?

Y/N: because somewhere in the world, it’s someone’s birthday

Y/N: also I’m annoyed with Marc and refuse to share

Marc in head space: I said I was sorry

Steven: he said he was sorry-

Y/N: Sorry doesn’t BRING BACK MY CARAMEL ICED COFFEE NOW DOES IT?!