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Do you ever start writing something that you’re excited about and that seems like it’s turning out well and that you’re getting eager to share, and then you start typing it up or doing an edit pass and it’s just awful it’s awful its premise is fundamentally flawed and it’s out of character and the prose is clunky and the plot is badly paced and ludicrous and the whole thing is embarrassing, how could you have done this, how could you have sunk so much time into this, you can’t even look at it, how is this that shining thing you were so excited about, how could you even have considered finishing it let alone sharing it with anyone, you’re crying, your mother is crying, nuns are spontaneously exploding in the streets,

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One Piece final battle

poorly drawn extra:

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Zuko having a connection to the spirit world but instead of it being something deep and profound, it’s just because he spent three years pre-finding the avatar running towards the first weird magical shit he saw.

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I had a tattoo client ask if I ever used AI to design tattoos for me. Man I spent the better part of a decade doing shitty bit work as a graphic designer and now that I have the space to do whatever I want, I'm gonna let the computer generate random garbage for me? What next should I have a computer that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?

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You can keep a hundred boys in jars or whatever it is that Chappell Roan said

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I love fanfic authors. I read a fic once and the author said they had a friend who is a real nuclear physicist teach them all about this radioactive compound and how it reacts with different materials so that their fic could be accurate. It was smut.

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"Why do you want to be a boy when you're such a pretty girl?" Why do you want to play another game when you already beat the last one? You fucking casual

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-sakura probably

naruto and sasuke shoulda died together at the valley of the end but they didn’t and now we have to suffer

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Okay but what WOULD the moral repurcussions of learning to edit to set Satosugu to Noah Kahan's great divide be??

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Is it even monsterfucking if theyre not fucking amd built like cthulu???

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I am not gods strongest soldier (i am trying to write sukugo without them brawling or fucking because i think verbal mind games are funny)

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That part of the scene (well the whole scene but that part specifically) plays out EXACTLY like a Sims woohoo animation and the fact that I haven’t seen anyone else point it out is KILLING ME

Out of all the shit in the Honda Odyssey sex scene, I see no one talking about when Wade got thrown out of the car and Logan beckons him back into it. That is not the kind of taunting angry Wolverine does, it is however inherently flirtatious. In this essay I will outline why the Honda odyssey is not the only thing fucking hard-

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The fact that we wont be able to see maki absolutely wreck all the shitty people in her family in color 4k HD until 2025 is CRIMINAL

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early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

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I desperately wish people would start actually reading the AO3's TOS before confidently making 'user guides' to the AO3 that are just blatantly, flatly wrong.

Yes the AO3 has banned content. They do not allow anything that's illegal under US law - though US law, importantly, does not ban fictional depictions of things - and they do not allow any commercial content. That includes your ko-fi link, or mentions that you do fic commissions. If you do post fic commissions to AO3 and want to mention the commissioner, the fic is a 'request' from the commissioner. This protects the AO3 and you from copyright law.

No the AO3 is not 'a creative fanfiction archive'. It is a fandom archive. Your meta, insights, and theories are absolutely welcome and encouraged there. AO3 also encourages you to post other types of fanworks, like fan videos, podfics, and art, but unfortunately isn't able to natively host those like it does text, so fic has kind of become what it's known for. That absolutely does not mean that other types of fanwork aren't allowed, or are discouraged by the site culture! Anybody who tells you otherwise is just plain wrong!

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supernatural is like if instead of a trail of breadcrumbs there were just entire loaves of bread dotting the trail and when you followed them you come to a clearing and robert singer is sitting there going what the hell are you doing here. and you say. oh the bread loaves? i was following them? and he goes. youre crazy. thats not bread you're holding specks of dirt. and you go. no im like pretty sure this is a loaf of edible bread that was lying on the ground in a pattern that lead me here. and he goes. no its not. you're reading into things. you thought you were seeing bread crumbs but you mistook dirt specks for bread crumbs you crazy lgbt pervert. and i am still. holding a loaf of bread in my hands