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FELL IN LAVA PRIDE FLAG

 the blue represents the diamonds you were seeking in your foolish quest

 the greys represent the stone you dug straight through 

 the brown represents minecraft steve, who died due to your carelessness 

the orange represents lava 

the red also represents lava, but could be taken as the red screen that appears when you die

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people make fun of youtuber stans for being obsessed with some mediocre white man but to be fair i would rather people be obsessed with someone who looks like any dude you could find working at your local gas station than unattainable celebrity pin up models. theyre editing flower crowns onto men with acne and wardrobes consisting entirely of hoodies and board shorts and i fully support them. its good for the enviroment.

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my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

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Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com

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loving these

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"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop

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Do you think anybody's ever used a bong to smoke tobacco?

oh you sweet summer child. my frat called tobacco bong hits "burr rips" and had designated Sacrificial Baccy Bongs in most rooms because otherwise the handful of brothers who regularly did burr rips would smoke tobacco through a bong meant for weed and completely fuck up the taste forever no matter how much you cleaned it. we had a brother graduate and donate his bong to the house with explicit instructions to make sure it was only used for burr rips. he died in a car crash the next day and that bong is a holy relic now. RIP Jeff, we miss you man

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tummy full of edible gummies i’m feeling yummy

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how many horrible live action movies will it take for people to realize that animation is the best medium to have fantasy creatures because when everything is animated your suspension of disbelief works better

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My daily routine for anyone who’s interested :D

Waking up: ow

Morning: ow

Afternoon: ow

Night: ow

Bed time: ow

Waking up in the middle of the night: ow

Trying to go back to sleep: ow

Waking up: ow

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