does anyone else have a drink that u just go crazy when u have it ? like i pour myself apple juice and it’s gone in 3 seconds because i can’t control myself around it
rb & tag what drink u can’t have around u for more than 5 seconds
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Me: *escaping the louvre, having just stolen the mona lisa*
The police: Stop right there!
Me: credit to the original artist. :)
The police: Oh, never mind, you’re free to go.
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Music hits differently when it’s played by Queen.
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Babies who smile at depressed people in supermarkets are spiritual healers and unsung heroes of humanity
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Just Monika.
(watermark is from my Instagram)
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you know what pisses me off?? When you post something and it. doesn’t post. even tho you posted it two hours ago. wish tumblr had a pending posts section like reddit
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Hey kids, not to be a party pooping adult, but if you start noticing signs of having an addictive personality/tendencies at a young age, be really careful when experimenting with alcohol, marijuana, or nicotine (and other illegal drugs, which I would encourage you to avoid entirely; and medicinal drugs like opioids acquired after a surgery).
Like, if you can't tear yourself away from a video game, even to make it to an important event on time? Addictive tendencies.
If you keep spending your allowance money on those funny collectibles or new shoes even when you promise yourself you're going to save it? Addictive tendencies.
If you find yourself unable to resist and manage food cravings, or frequently overeating even when it makes you feel bad? Addictive tendencies.
Be aware of yourself, kids. Be cautious and don't be anybody's fool. I love you, be safe!
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can’t connect w my mutuals anymore… kpop this kpop that… can’t we all just listen to gregorian chant again :(
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let’s make 2018 the year we stop treating pet ownership as a fundamental right and take responsibility for proper care of your animals
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big facts
if you can afford to see q+al, pls do it
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