“bro, fucking savage off road park job bro”
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film buff: what's your favorite western?
me: holes
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person: wait… so if youre not straight…… and youre not gay,,,,,….. then…. what… exActly aRE you..?..?.?
me:
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my anxiety and my common sense staring at each other’s like
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contradicting squads
scary but cute: scorpio, cancer, aries
nice but rude: leo, libra, gemini
blunt but shady: sagittarius, aquarius, scorpio
weird but cool: virgo, pisces, capricorn
confident but insecure: gemini, leo, capricorn
friendly but shy: taurus, virgo, cancer
awkward but smooth: leo, aquarius, aries
honest but reserved: scorpio, libra, pisces
angry but chill: aries, libra, cancer
hot but dorky: gemini, aquarius, capricorn
wild but calm: sagittarius, taurus, pisces
stubborn but easygoing: taurus, virgo, sagittarius
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