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Run run as fast as you can,
you can't hide from me,
I'm the inspiration man
sometimes i feel ive got to
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and i shave my legs because the straights can't know that gay men are all secretly cats
"You shave your legs because you're insecure!" I shave my legs because men can't know women are all secretly were-wolfs
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BLUE RASPBERRY IS SOMETHING, IT'S CALLED IN DISTRESS AND DYING YOUR HAIR, GETTING PIERCINGS, AND/OR GETTING TATTOOS.
the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:
tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"
sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"
mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"
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I hate when people cut off part of a saying to suit their wants or needs. IT'S "THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT IN MATTERS OF TASTE".

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Think more should happen? I do.

This is why I have zero sympathy for Brian Thompson.
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Fish cheese???
fog of war in the grocery store
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I think Jess may have been thinking of y=ax^2+bx+c

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