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Forced to say ‘Media is subjective and all interpretations are valid. Creative license is cool :)’ Born to say ‘Anyone who makes adaptations where Jonathan is a bad person so that Mina can fall in love with Dracula should be shot point blank’

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Saturn in near-infrared

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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Need extra caution when going to the bathroom

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Louis leaves the room, DM 5 minutes later:

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Eric Bogosian and Luke Brandon Field as Daniel Molloy INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

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"I want boy pussy" said in the cadence of nosferatu is this anything

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It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

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wait i have a really really terrible and extremely inhumane experiment. i need to know if villagers in the nether still try to automatically sleep in beds

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this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

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If I had henchmen I would absolutely be commanding them to "seize him!", and when the target failed to respond with "unhand me!" because people don't actually talk that way, in spite of knowing this would be the outcome I would be bitterly disappointed every single time.

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First ape to go to the watering hole with a container and put some of the water in it so that they could drink more later without returning to the watering hole must have been lauded as a fucking genius.

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I noticed our periods aren't synced, are you mad at me?