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someone: ur gender is whats in ur pants !!

atsushi, reaching into his pocket and pulling out his afternoon snack, confused: bird?

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kunikida gets really upset when he realizes he likes dazai, not becuz of dazai's shady past, his dazai-ness, or even his need to annoy kunikida, but because dazai doesn't use conditioner and kunikida's not sure if he can spend his life with someone like that

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sometimes dazai's pm habits pull up and he refers to ppl like pawns or something so the ada spray him with water like a misbehaving cat to snap him out

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pulls up with marriage papers just to serve him divorce papers right after becuz of how disgusted he is

kunikida gets really upset when he realizes he likes dazai, not becuz of dazai's shady past, his dazai-ness, or even his need to annoy kunikida, but because dazai doesn't use conditioner and kunikida's not sure if he can spend his life with someone like that

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kunikida gets really upset when he realizes he likes dazai, not becuz of dazai's shady past, his dazai-ness, or even his need to annoy kunikida, but because dazai doesn't use conditioner and kunikida's not sure if he can spend his life with someone like that

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someone draw fukuzawa running over the orphanage headmaster

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whats a song that's just a girl's name that u really like

ex:

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ex-orphan: oh! it's you long time no see!

atsushi looking for a way out: ah same to you.

ex-orphan: did you finally leave the orphanage?

atsushi: yea-yeah something like that. um how's... being adopted?

ex-orphan: oh you know-- well i guess not. but it's great. how's... surviving?

atsushi: oh that--

akutagawa, popping in: jinko who is this

atsushi: oh someone from my orpha- AKUTAGAWA PUT RASHOMON AWAY WTF

ex-orphan, terrified:

rashomon, an inch away from their throat:

akutagawa:

akutagawa: i was just saying hi

atsushi: you were not

akutagawa:

akutagawa: anyway. jinko would you care to fight to the death over who gets to choose the movie?

atsushi: ugh fine.

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someone draw kunikida punching the orphanage headmaster

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this is a very vivid image in my head, he sits there whining and huffily snacking on atsushi's food

atsushi pulling his scary mafioso boyfriend on to his lap and sharing his cake and tea with him becuz he looked frustrated <3

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its funny to think that whereas the average person might simp over atsushi becuz of how kind/polite/sweet he is, aku simps over atsushi when he’s being a bitch/ becuz he’s bitchy

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atsushi pulling his scary mafioso boyfriend on to his lap and sharing his cake and tea with him becuz he looked frustrated <3

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#it wont WORK#hes a TIGER#hes pressing his fucking face into the water bottle and chewing on the nozzle/sprayer

@keybordcaps

they accidentally reinforce his biting habits

atsushi: heyyy dazai-san!! good morning!!!!!!

dazai: hey atsushi~ do you wanna hear my cat impression???

atsushi: ?

atsushi: uh sure ig

dazai: heyyy dazai-san!! good morning!!!!!!

atsushi:

atsushi: >:(

*later*

dazai: kunikida-kun!! atsushi bit me again!!!

kunikida: its probably ur own fault

fukuzawa holding atsushi like a misbehaving cat: atsushi... we have talked about this

atsushi, tail sadly swishing:

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atsushi: heyyy dazai-san!! good morning!!!!!!

dazai: hey atsushi~ do you wanna hear my cat impression???

atsushi: ?

atsushi: uh sure ig

dazai: heyyy dazai-san!! good morning!!!!!!

atsushi:

atsushi: >:(

*later*

dazai: kunikida-kun!! atsushi bit me again!!!

kunikida: its probably ur own fault

fukuzawa holding atsushi like a misbehaving cat: atsushi... we have talked about this

atsushi, tail sadly swishing:

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fics of atsushi meeting ppl from his orphanage like not just the headmaster but just fellow orphans and theyre like shitty wait an au is popping in my head someone hope i dont forget it before i can type it out after eating

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Happy tumblr dot com anniversary

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someone should write a kurama and yusuke precanon meeting fic