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feeling like the elmo burning in hell meme because i finally finished my presentation for tomorrow and now all i want to do is shut my brain off and play rivals for a bit π
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Every man I encounter is like a punishment from god
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#β§½ β β ββ β β study : you don't just go and kill a guy. you go after his legacy.#the man has never let go of a single thing in his life
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three's company
naux and hansel ft. @inarms
#daemondaes#first off i always approve of justin being a sacrifice but more importantly oh my go d?!?!? this is INCREDIBLE π«Άπ#your art is gorgeous!#(βalso youβre so right heβs going to be INSUFFERABLE)
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forgot to mention that being in a relationship with justin means you get access to his cat, sasha. arguably his only redeeming quality.
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surprising absolutely nobody, justin has the cuffs of his perfectly custom-tailored shirt monogrammed with JH.

#β§½ β β ββ β β ooc : i can tell this isn't disco enough for you.#i want to stuff him in a locker so fucking bad it physically hurts that i canβt
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I've done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that I'm innocent
#β§½ β β ββ β β study : you don't just go and kill a guy. you go after his legacy.#your honor my client was just in a silly goofy mood :/
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I WAS ALREADY MAKING AN EDIT OF THIS!!! // @inarms
#β§½ β β ββ β β study : you don't just go and kill a guy. you go after his legacy.#NOT THAT LAST TAG IM FUCKIN G CRYI NG#leave him aloooooone donβt call him out like this πππ
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soon as she unblocks me the wedding is back on
#β§½ β β ββ β β study : you don't just go and kill a guy. you go after his legacy.#TY GINGER FOR REMINDING ME ABT THIS POST π#realizing βi now need to think of ship tags because this fits into at least half of them#ppctts#sisterstill#daemondaes
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justin crashing out in im2 about not speaking russian -> shows up in what if with two more russian henchmen and still complains abt not speaking the language
#β§½ β β ββ β β ooc : i can tell this isn't disco enough for you.#nobody ever said he was smart ok?#me: you know what he needs? to be on a team with three (or four depending on if emil is included) russian speakers! :D#jarvis torture that blonde man some more
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#β§½ β β ββ β β vis : i want to make iron man look like an antique.#β§½ β β ββ β β ft. pepper potts : you're starting to think like a ceo.#he said please at leastβ¦?
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sam always gets asked about marvel whenever a new series is set to drop because the people (me) yearn for more unginged, terrible and pathetic little men
#β§½ β β ββ β β ooc : i can tell this isn't disco enough for you.#josh horowitz bringing up armor wars as if it isnβt on an indefinite hold just to cuck me personally :/
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#β§½ β β ββ β β vis : i want to make iron man look like an antique.#β§½ β β ββ β β ft. ivan vanko : i don't speak russian.#'i can get you a bird. i can get you ten birds' really is THE justin hammer quote of all time#because it perfectly encapsulates his whole entire character.#heβs all about excess and overindulgence and instant gratification#( which is also shown in this scene with the whole 'eating dessert first' analogy and the way he very obviously has a spray tan )#he can get him a new bird. that's easy. he can even get him TEN birds.#more expenive birds too which in his little capitalist mind is automatically ten times better.#but vanko doesn't want just ANY bird. he wants HIS bird. the one he's bonded with. and justin just... doesn't get it.#he can have all the money in the world but it's sentimentality and genuine connection to others that'll trip him up every single time.
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The Marvel Challenge
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β‘οΈΒ Β Justin Hammer
β We all know why weβre here. In the last six months Anthony Stark has created a sword with untold possibilities, and yet he insists itβs a shield. He asks that we trust him as we cower behind it. I wish I were comforted, Anthony, I really do. Iβd love to leave my door unlocked when I leave the house, but this ainβt Canada.Β β
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You're so self centred
who else am i supposed to be centred on
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I: This is your first ever Golden Globe nomination. [β¦] How does it feel tonight?
S: It feels good.
#β§½ β β ββ β β vis : i want to make iron man look like an antique.#β§½ β β ββ β β ft. christine everhart : she's doing a big spread on me for vanity fair.#sorry i gotta rb this theyβre so fucking cute#my actual parents <333
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iβm just saying justin should have been an extra at tonyβs funeral because he was just as much an ex as pepper and steve were
#β§½ β β ββ β β ooc : i can tell this isn't disco enough for you.#not ex boyfriend but certainly an exβ¦ something#tfw your old frenemy turned situationship dies and you donβt even get an INVITE to serve cunt at the funeral smh
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