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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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I’ll be having a good time and them boom another taylor swift album announcement
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i wanna know what 20 year old dehydrated research assistant runs the @jstor tumblr account. show yourself, gandalf.
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had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”
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okay so as someone who is relatively young and new to writing, how does one obtain your abilities..? your works genuinely amaze me and you absolutely do not have to respond but would you mind sharing a bit of your writing journey? no pressure and apologies if this is too personal :)
lol hi thank you! i have actually gotten this question or similar ones a few times in the past so i do have a #writing tips tag which i will tag below…mainly my advice is just read a lot and write a lot tho! read and spend time thinking about why you enjoy certain plots or stories or writing styles etc. write whatever you want and for me writing without an audience in mind or any intent of marketing my writing has been key to making me a better writer….i think it is very easy to get caught up in the idea that writing is only worth something if you can get an audience from it and personally that always felt very stifling to me and it wasn’t until i started writing with no intention of having more than like one or two people read my writing that i really started to have fun. honestly i think a lot of improving your writing just takes time there is no secret to magically becoming an amazing writer…one of the beautiful things about aging is that as you grow older and you learn more and read more and write more it all stays with you and your writing grows too & all those life experiences become part of the stories you tell etc. <3
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For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched
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Look Up
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I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.
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Not me scrolling through the Conclave tag only to see no one talk about the deliberate positioning and framing of the women in this movie.
Pulling up this movie I completely expected to only encounter Sister Agnes as the one woman we see in the trailer, the conclave a space that has been kept from the female members of the church. Now, color me surprised when I started the movie and most of the establishing shots we got were focused on all the women working in the Vatican.
And it is such a deliberate choice, it does the film a disservice not to talk about it.
Because while Cardinal Lawrence is having his fifteenth breakdown during sequestering and Bellini finds the ambitious asshole within himself, Ray does all the leg work, and Bel---- we see the women work.
We see the kitchens, we see them cook, we see them stand aside. Most of the time when the Cardinals are conspiring it is the women who interrupt because they are busy working, walking, running errands.
And there is power in that.
I think it is very deliberate how often (and with such lingering gaze) the camera shows us the lives of the other half - partially to connect to the wider themes of the movie, on how Bellini asks for women to get more power but never thanks them, and how Benitez stumps them all by thanking the women preparing their meals when asked to say the prayer (considering his own probably tumultuous relationship to gender within the church).
But it also stands in direct opposition to a long tradition in story telling: servants don't exist. How often the heroes of a regency romance are "alone" because the two hand maidens and three maids don't really count.
Conclave doesn't do that.
It doesn't let us look away.
Between all the petty drama, the politics, and the real life consequences of the conclave, we never stop looking at the people doing all the work.
Yes, we follow the ups and downs of Lawrence and Co, but in doing so the movie reminds us again and again of the women working the kitchen.
And that was just such a powerful artistic choice in a movie about a famously misogynistic church... I loved it. And I had to talk about it.
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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The Conclave fandom on Twitter appears to be in a crisis of tone (and whether its appropriate to be posting priest yaoi rn) and it's the most entertaining thing I've seen in fandom this year
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The problem with watching conclave right before the election is that the algorithm thinks you’re just really into popes. Sir I’m a lesbian this is not my area
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"You could just use ai" yeah well I could also just kill you.
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𝓭𝓪𝓻𝓴 𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓪 ˙⟡🪶─
𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒊𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒗 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔
Some of my favourite movies and tv shows that I keep rewatching literally all the time, also fit the dark academia aesthetic...

𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒊𝒆𝒔
Dead Poets Society (1989)
A timeless film about the power of literature and the consequences of challenging societal norms in a boarding school.
The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
A psychological thriller drenched in luxury, deception, and the pursuit of identity.
Kill Your Darlings (2013)
Follows young Allen Ginsberg and his entanglement in a murder during his time at Columbia University.
Atonement (2007)
A visually stunning film about love, betrayal, and regret, with an air of intellectual melancholy.
The Imitation Game (2014)
A story of genius and tragedy, focusing on Alan Turing’s work during WWII.
The Riot Club (2014)
A dark examination of privilege and elitism among Oxford students in a secret society.
Harry Potter Series (2001-2011)
Especially The Prisoner of Azkaban, which captures the darker, atmospheric tones of the series.
Crimson Peak (2015)
A Gothic romance with haunting visuals and themes of mystery and intellect.
The Oxford Murders (2008)
A mystery set at Oxford University, blending logic, philosophy, and crime-solving.
The Theory of EVerything (2014)
A poignant biopic about Stephen Hawking’s life, featuring beautiful academic settings.

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The Umbrella Academy (2019-2024)
While more fantastical, its themes of family, ambition, and intellectualism align with dark academia. (we're going to act as if the 4th season never happened)
Sherlock (2010-2017)
A modern take on Arthur Conan Doyle’s detective stories, with a focus on intellect and mystery.
The Queen’s Gambit (2020)
A visually stunning series about genius, competition, and the pressures of academia-like environments.
Penny Dreadful (2014-2016)
A Gothic series weaving together classic literary characters with dark, intellectual themes.
How to Get Away with Murder (2014-2020)
A thrilling blend of academia and crime, revolving around law students entangled in murder mysteries.
Derry Girls (2018-2022)
Though comedic, the show captures an academic setting with themes of friendship and youthful rebellion.
The Magicians (2015-2020)
A fantasy series with a dark academia feel, featuring a secret university for magic and complex moral questions.
His Dark Materials (2019-2022)
A richly intellectual fantasy series set in an alternate, academic-focused world.
Gilmore Girls (2000-2007)
While lighter, it captures the love of books, academia, and witty intellectual banter.
Shadow and Bone (2021-)
A mix of dark fantasy and the kind of rich world-building that appeals to dark academia enthusiasts.

Let me know your favourite movies and/or tv shows that I should watch.
-michala♡
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