MOVED
JONATHAN HAS MOVED TO HERE
for those that still want to follow
this blog is now an archive
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“ — The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!
Independent CIA Agent/Bill Wilson
From The Dark Knight Rises
Penned by Ragu
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MOVED
JONATHAN HAS MOVED TO HERE
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How many more bones would you crush? How many lives will you destroy in pursuit of what you call justice? You are the product of everything you fear; Violence, Darkness, Helplessness… All that remains is for you to watch as I drag your beloved Gotham into oblivion.
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MOVED
JONATHAN HAS MOVED TO HERE
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this blog is now an archive
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I think I might re-make Jonathan’s blog
I hate his theme, I hate his tags, hate his icons, etc
I might work on this tomorrow..
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There’s nothing to fear, but fear itself
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A broken vessel. An empty shell. What is a man without mind? Without memory? A ghost? A body, in search of a soul? With no compass to guide us, how can we know if our destiny is to seek the good… or obey the demons that whisper in our ear? The blank slate hungers to be written upon. The body thrives when the heart has a mission.
Independent Multi-Muse featuring muses from:
Heroes, Alias, iZombie, Suburgatory, The Vampire Diaries
Peaky Blinders, Dexter and The Revenant.
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“So, does this mean I don’t have to pay back the 20 bucks I owe you?”
Ash vs Evil Dead // Accepting // @betwixtand–between
The masked man scoffed. Everything had been going PERFECTLY, until they somehow ended up in the back of a police car. Another reason he hated the Batman, and the GCPD, they always managed to ruin a fun evening. Even if said evening was only spent GAMBLING. Turning his head to look at the woman, piercing blue eyes narrowed. “No, you STILL owe me 20 bucks. I need it to pay back the 20 I owe Nygma.”
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Ash vs Evil Dead [sentence starters]
[feel free to change pronouns as necessary!]
“So, does this mean I don’t have to pay back the 20 bucks I owe you?”
“It was 200 bucks.”
“Brand spanking new hand, or brand new ‘spanking’ hand!”
“I’m not dead, you dumb bastard.”
“Oh wow, that was weird. You were really still for a minute.”
“You mind telling me what the Flying Dutchman is going on?”
“We’re course correcting. Rebuilding the family you tore apart.”
“Oh here’s a question, if we had sex right now would it still be a threesome, cause technically you’re both the same person?”
“No one escapes their destiny, ____.”
“Don’t you worry my little burrito, you’re safe in this trunk.”
“Nothing helps, does it?”
“Of course you don’t answer. Because you’re DEAD.”
“You’re both dirty birds, and I’m gonna hurt you, real, real bad.”
“Yes, I’m upset. Yes, I’m behind the wheel. Yes I’m drunk, and maybe my license isn’t the fancy kind from the DMV, but at least I’m drunk!”
“Okay, I’ve seen some seriously disturbing stuff recently, but you are adorable.”
“Sorry ____, you played right into my hand.”
“Sorry ____. Sorry you got caught up in this bullshit.”
“Keeping my end of the deal is boring. It’s more fun to change things up at the last minute. Keeps Everyone on their toes!”
“What the Fraggle Rock is THAT thing?!”
“My children stole my immortality.”
“I’m gonna find him, take my chain saw, shove it right up his ass.”
“Yeah, that’s like a felony.”
“That is horrible, and also awesome.”
“Holy pickle dicks!”
“You’ve got some huge balls showing yourself in this town.”
“You! You ruined my life!”
“I’ve ruined a lot of peoples’ lives.”
“Oh, _____. Do you really think I want you and your little friends to die?”
“Man, making decisions is hard.”
“You say one more dumb thing… “
“I’m gonna say a lot of dumb things!”
“Everybody dies here, it’s just the rules.”
“What’s out there knows you’re alive, and it wants you to be un-alive.”
“You think THIS is the right time to be hitting on me?!”
“Shoot first, think later. Or don’t think at all. Yeah! Shoot first think never!’
“Oh, I’ll be polite. Right up until I’m rude.”
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Confess a dark, twisted, or otherwise sinful thought your muse has had about mine.
On or off anon, it’s up to you!
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now I’ve awoken
and I’m taking back control
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Okay but I can’t look at this without laughing and thinking ‘true’
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Like for a smol starter that I promise will be done over the weekend
Verses & Lengths will vary
Mutual’s only
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S/k/ype drop for those who wish to chat or plot stuff out
Mutual’s only and pls leave you url in the request~
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I’m glad we got this resolved even if both your apologies sound very sarcastic
Is there any other issues you need help fixing?
sugardaddypenguin :
incarnatefear:
Oswald while you are in my therapy room, you listen to me
Now, I know harsh words were exchanged
But you need to apologize and move on
This is doing no good to any one
Fine. Miss Kringle. I’m sorry.
I’m so terribly sorry, Oswald.
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Oswald while you are in my therapy room, you listen to me
Now, I know harsh words were exchanged
But you need to apologize and move on
This is doing no good to any one
sugardaddypenguin :
incarnatefear:
Oswald that is uncalled for
Kristen I’m sorry you have to put up with this
No more threatening in my therapy room or I will gas you
Now whose being the threatening one Jon.
He’s trying to help and you’re making it difficult.
Much in the way that it’s difficult to consume your disgusting milkshakes
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