noo don’t cry about july ending and the time passing, just remember the july poem :)
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gender-affirming uquiz results
alright guys. it’s time to find the answer to the age-old question: are you a man, a muppet, a muppet of a man, or a very manly muppet?
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Ok so I’ve fallen down a rabbit hole of researching period food & recipes, and,,,,
"one fifteenth century recipe contains the word "Chickens" four times-with four different spellings, of which the first is "Schyconys.""
excuse me medieval people but what the fuck
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put that old man in a situation
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as far as i'm concerned, all dressing is crossdressing
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Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"
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The Evening World, New York, March 16, 1908
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they’re living the dream
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This is routine stuff for us librarians, too. This is a good one- I like these kinds of requests.
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shoutout to the one sound guy testing the mics for the grad ceremony who went up to the one where they read the names and confidently said "Engelbert Schlomp"
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[Image ID: a black and white typography edit that reads "there is so much transsexual joy to be had and it cannot be taken from me." the text is in two black boxes. to the left is a cluster of black berries on a branch with leaves. the entire image is textured to look aged and printed. /End ID]
click for quality (color alts) (my shop) (prints)
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then gandalf the gay and gandalf the bi and monty python and the holy grails trans pride
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uh oh
is he... you know... one of Sgt. Jackrum's Little Lads?
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Mr Masculine Luxury sitting on the warm bricks
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people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.
I think we should go the other way around.
make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".
we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"
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