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          Maya was glaring at the stranger, the fact that he just burst into her home without so much of a knock was annoying. “So, you run into any stranger’s home when there’s a storm out?”

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“I-I just needed shelter from the storm! I didn’t mean to intrude or anything…” 

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          Maya gently took the book, setting it aside as she watched Krieg. Did he seem... Nervous? That was kind of unusual. Though, he didn’t seem to be talking about a usual dog anyways. She shifted, following his gaze after he whistled and, well, there was a skag. A well behaved one, apparently. “You already have him trained?” She asked, moving to where she could sit down on the floor so the skag could approach her if he wanted to. “He’s tiny.” She wasn’t the most fond of skags, but if Krieg decided that this was going to be his puppy she wasn’t going to try to convince him otherwise unless it tried eating her toes.

A nervous laugh bubbled up in Krieg’s throat, it wasn’t an actual dog, not one of the fluffy kind. Before saying anything, he was gentle enough to pikc up the Siren’s book and hand it back to her.

“Look. Not fluffy.”, the words were supposed to be some kind of sorry, a sharp whistling followed those and the Psycho nodded somewhere behind Maya, heart heavily pounding in his chest as a small Skag appeared in the distance.

Krieg took a deep breath as he didn’t know how Maya would react, maybe she would judge him? He wanted to tell her what happened, how he killed the big Skag, how she nearly broke his spine, that he had no choice and finding the small thing after the fight and – //

“MEAT. ‘s name. Meat. He eats meat.”

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          Arguably feeling a little better, I’ll try to get everything done on here and Nisha today. Thank yall for your patience.

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incineratebrains Joined the Horrorlands

Muse’s name: Maya

Monster/Being: Witch

Brief Background: The Order of the Impending Storm touted Maya as a warrior goddess to the people of Athenas, promising that worship to her would bring about her saving their world. Maya herself never felt like a goddess. Too many people ordering her around, making her feel like a child, making her question them entirely. She dug down into research, finding out as much as she could about the apparent diety she was. Turns out, there wasn’t anything there. She wasn’t some immortal power reborn. What was was, though, was a very powerful witch. And with that power she freed herself and Athenas and went searching for more knowledge.

Abilities/Powers: Spell casting

Weaknesses: Beyond being a witch she’s pretty damned human, which makes her fragile

Mutations (if any): Just some glowy markings and eyes

Allegiances (can be particular monsters, companies, groups or people): Sanctuary and her Vault Hunting group

Enemies (can be particular monsters, companies, groups or people): Hyperion, anyone that really gets on her bad side.

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I’ll fuse this and the puppy thread, that’s gonna be fun!

          yes!!! Ugh, these two and puppies, Imma die of cute.

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          Gonna work on my Horrorlands!Maya, probably gonna be lazy and just make her a witch.

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❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

          Maya nearly dropped her book as she looked up at Krieg. “A puppy?” She asked, grinning widely. “I love dogs, they’re adorable. Where are they?”

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          A surprised grin crossed her face as she reached up, fingertips brushing his ever-present mask. “So, we should go do something together since we’re back together, right?” She cocked her head slightly, considering getting pizza or finding a bandit camp to raid.

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bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

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          -tries to blow the dust off of this blog- Hi, um, yes, I’ve missed writing Maya.

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          Maya shook her head, still grinning as she watched him spinning around. He seemed to be having fun with it. “Really? Just spinning around in circles. I’d get sick.” She admitted, turning her hand to see if she could get him to spin a different direction on her own.

He grinned wildly as soon as the Siren started laughing. She could use a little more light-hearted expressions, but he would never complain. Instead, he braces himself to be closed into a phaselock. 

It felt about as weird as he expected, being lifted off the ground with a strange energy. Regardless, the commando was jovial.

“Woooo! Look at me go!” he tucks his legs to his chest and wraps his arms around them, spinning within the bubble, “This is awesome!” 

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          “That. Well. That sucks.” She replied, looking slightly surprised. “I’m sorry I doubted you. I didn’t know if it was a ‘for pleasure’ thing, so it made me nervous.” Honestly, she could understand that being an accident, but this also put her mind at ease.

“Listen here, Chica, it was one time with a Hyperion asshole who had me in a chokehold. Abuela was screamin’ so I bit into his arm and swallowed. And that’s how I became a cannibal.” Salvador shrugged, “I don’t eat my friends.” He wouldn’t tell her about the time he was lost in the Dust and might have cooked a man. That’s ok.

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          Maya turned slightly towards him. “I’m waiting on you.” She teased, winking at him before she took off full speed. She knew she wasn’t faster than Zer0, but maybe having a small head start would be enough to get her there first. 

Eyes looked at the finger that had placed the weapon at her hip. Tracing his vision over her markings on her side. It was a wonder why she was different from the other sirens. It was Zer0’s secret that was one of the many things he liked about her. “Then let’s go get him. The place is run by loaders, while workers patrol.

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          STARTER CALL.

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          STARTER CALL.

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          STARTER CALL.

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          STARTER CALL.