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fancy cats

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thinking baout their interactions and realizing they know very different dantes

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Little manga study from Devil May cry 😈 hehe

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now im curious about vergil and patty interactions...

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Viktor lost his mind!

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only 5 seconds

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Versions of Vergil (except Urizen and the cloaked one)

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Don’t think I was gonna leave Uncle Dante out ! 🗣️✨

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General PSA's for begginer alt crafting

- superglue heats up when in contact with fiber, your craft can start smoking or even catch on fire

- you can wash clothing painted with acrylic paint in the washing machine if you turn it inside out and use the lowest temperature

- don't put painted clothes in the dryer.

- you can wash clothes with metal bits in the washing machine but use the handwashing setting, dry the metal bits with a paper towel before hanging them to dry, and know that it WILL be loud

- synthetic dye is needed to dye synthetic fibers and requires a long time simmering in a boiling pot. This WILL stink up the house and you NEVER want to make food in that pot again

- faux leather is vinyl not leather. Get vinyl paint to paint on it

- don't use your teeth as tools, they don't regenerate. Reconstructing enamel costs a small fortune (ask me how I know.)

- when handsewing a lot through thick fabric get thin needles, it will require less force and be less taxing on your wrists. When machine sewing get a higher grade needle (~130 for jean)

- embroidery floss is overpriced and not as strong as it looks. For sewing on heavy stuff get denim thread, it will last forever

- don't feed a 60$ home sewing machine ten layers of denim before you learn how much a servicing fee costs, these things are dellicate

- spray paint is best applied from 30-40cm away, in swift movements. Putting too much or applying from too close will cause drips. You can sand them down and apply a new layer of paint AFTER they dry. Wipe the can nozzle after painting if it's messy, you don't want it to clog and become unusable

- water based markers on fabric will bleed, if not instantly then with time, alcohol markers will fade with time

- most fabric glues are machine washable up to a certain temperature. modgepodge is not waterproof, hitack is handwash only. Check the instructions

- the flatter the surface the easier hot glue will peel off. Faux leather stands no chance, fibers like yarn will hold it best, but is impossible to remove the glue from them in the future

- rivets are a thing that exists, only require a hammer to install and can be used as permanent fabric attachment

- studs, gromets and other metal junk at small fabric stores are laughably overspriced

- acetone (found in nail polish remover) will remove acrylic stains out of furniture, flooring and faux leather, if used in excess can damage the laquer. Can also be used to remove prints and glue off of plastic (do a small test before commiting, might melt the plastic it it's grade is low)

- residue from stickers (and k-tape) can be removed with oil

- acrylic stains cannot be removed out of clothing or carpet so protect your area before painting and don't wear clothes you care about

- if your thread keeps getting tangled or snagging while handsewing try waxing it

- you can lock in screw-in spikes with screw lock glue if you're scared of them falling off because they unscrew

- you can add washers to screw-in spikes if you're scared of them falling through flimsy fabric or too big of a hole

- if you're making anything out of soda cans have a metal file on hand, they are deceptively sharp and will hurt you and rip through fabric you're installing them in

- bleach can be found in mold killing spray (don't touch that shit with bare hands. chemical burn.)

- fabric paints are no different from slightly dilluted acrylic. You can make it yourself by adding a bit of fabric softener to acrylic or honestly even water

- if you are setting anything with an iron use parchment paper or a pressing cloth to pervent your stuff from sticking to your iron and ruining it

- if you want a safety pin somewhere permanently pinch it shut with pliers

- as much as you can, avoid putting glue on clothing, it makes it really hard to change your decisions later on and upcycle the project in the future

- kiss your friends

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One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

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Those who live in glass houses something something

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I would advise to still give dmc2 a go! It is very sad that it's so unfinished and a little janky but I hold the same energy here about the anime to dmc2. Dmc2 needed a lot more work before it hit the shelves, but after going through both Lucia and Dante's campaigns recently I feel like dmc2 is worth still being experienced once

Most people that know me, know that I absolutely fucking love the Devil May Cry game series. DMC3 may be my favourite game ever, and DMC1 and DMC5 hold very special places in my heart. DMC1 practically ignited my love for Hack and Slash games, with the help of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Thus, many people have messaged me with questions. Have you seen the new Devil May Cry anime? Hey did you watch that DMC show adaptation? Yo dude they made DMC into an anime you should check it out! Bro what were your opinions on the anime adaptation? Have you seen it yet?

It seems people haven't been enjoying the answer I give them: "Yeah, I've seen it. It was okay. That's it."

I think people either expect me to love it to death or hate it passionately, but I just kind of... don't? Like, there were some things I really disliked (the fact Dante and Vergil's backstory is RIGHT THERE and incredibly powerful and meaningful yet it for some reason took a back seat in the anime, leaving Vergil as little more than a plot device and a cliffhanger rather than as Dante's estranged twin brother and the other son of Sparda, the most important devil in the whole story?, to name one) and some things I really liked (the focus on Lady despite the changes to her character and her constant swearing, the original soundtrack moments felt very classic Devil May Cry, etc.) and yet I kind of just watched it. And then it was over. ???

I don't know what to say, really. It wasn't as much of a godawful abomination as I had pessimistically expected, but it wasn't anywhere near the glorious masterpiece of drama, violence, and comedy that I had naively hoped for. If you liked the Devil May Cry Netflix Anime, here's my advice to you: Please play Devil May Cry 3. Or even 5 if you're iffy on the older games. It has everything you liked about the anime cranked up to a million. If the anime is fun (which, to be fair, it is) then the games are... idk, euphoric.

TL;DR: The anime was fine, play the gosh darn Devil May Cry game series. Skip DMC 2.

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Most people that know me, know that I absolutely fucking love the Devil May Cry game series. DMC3 may be my favourite game ever, and DMC1 and DMC5 hold very special places in my heart. DMC1 practically ignited my love for Hack and Slash games, with the help of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Thus, many people have messaged me with questions. Have you seen the new Devil May Cry anime? Hey did you watch that DMC show adaptation? Yo dude they made DMC into an anime you should check it out! Bro what were your opinions on the anime adaptation? Have you seen it yet?

It seems people haven't been enjoying the answer I give them: "Yeah, I've seen it. It was okay. That's it."

I think people either expect me to love it to death or hate it passionately, but I just kind of... don't? Like, there were some things I really disliked (the fact Dante and Vergil's backstory is RIGHT THERE and incredibly powerful and meaningful yet it for some reason took a back seat in the anime, leaving Vergil as little more than a plot device and a cliffhanger rather than as Dante's estranged twin brother and the other son of Sparda, the most important devil in the whole story?, to name one) and some things I really liked (the focus on Lady despite the changes to her character and her constant swearing, the original soundtrack moments felt very classic Devil May Cry, etc.) and yet I kind of just watched it. And then it was over. ???

I don't know what to say, really. It wasn't as much of a godawful abomination as I had pessimistically expected, but it wasn't anywhere near the glorious masterpiece of drama, violence, and comedy that I had naively hoped for. If you liked the Devil May Cry Netflix Anime, here's my advice to you: Please play Devil May Cry 3. Or even 5 if you're iffy on the older games. It has everything you liked about the anime cranked up to a million. If the anime is fun (which, to be fair, it is) then the games are... idk, euphoric.

TL;DR: The anime was fine, play the gosh darn Devil May Cry game series. Skip DMC 2.

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I'm still not okay after reading the Playlist for When Your Boyfriend Stops Breathing by @sunsetplums, still listening to the playlist too ˙◠˙ p.s. Birb’s name is Mango, she used to live with the fic’s author but passed away just a couple days ago so now Jayce is looking after her. Faint music on the bg is My děti ze stanice Bullerbyn by Květy

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DOODLE DUMP!!

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Queer Dante, but he doesn't actually like to associate himself with any specific label. If you asked him he'd probably just say he's queer.

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Turning Dante into like a diet Deadpool is something someone would only do if they have zero passion or interest in the DMC series and are just leeching off it's popularity/memeability. So it tracks that the Netflix series did exactly that.

You know, the negative comparisons to Deadpool are a little sad to me. Because Deadpool is actually very much like Dante. They're both sad clowns. They have deep nuanced characterizations and rich inner lives, and they act like buffoons as a coping mechanism due to their tragic backstory. And they can also both be kind of fucked up and terrifying when they wanna be.

But because they're silly little guys, people treat them like they're big stupid walking memes. They don't look past the surface. They see the mask, the chimichanga spouting or pizza eating, and they think that's all there is to them.

They both deserve so much better.