I made this for roleplaying, never got around to it or to changing the theme. Pretty much for memes, mcelroys and Janelle Monae appreciation.
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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments
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quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger
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divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
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this scene is played as a badass moemnt in the show and is treated as one by the fandom but if you think about it at all its actually so funny because hes just saying the type of alien he is and a completely normal age and place to be from for that type of alien. thats like if you tried to boast by saying "im a californian. i'm from the city of long beach in the county of los angeles. i am 38 years old and i'm going to save your life" but nobody around you knew anyone older than 19 or had ever heard of california so it sounded really impressive
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