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Welcome to darkest dungeon @dorkest-dunjon

Where one Old Fuck is responsible for literally all evil that plagues us (well at least bringing a majority of it over to this existence)

the ancestor really out here sending me to fix the dangerous evil monster problem HE caused huh

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Yes (aside from Catwoman, the “prime members” to my knowledge are Batgirl, Huntress and Black canary with other members rotating)

But for some reason they decided to crowbar in Harley Quinn (and the basically deadpool but less funny version of her) instead of making a Gotham Sirens film (a all female group that Harely Quinn is actually a member of)

Make all the costumes look like trash

And generally just looks bad

Margot Robbie deserves better than the irreparable stain on her reputation that Suicide Squad and soon Birds of Prey will leave.

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9. Oh I just Ate

And couple seconds later I’m devouring whatever random crap I can find because I’m suddenly extremely hungry and lacking in self restraint and oh god I’m disgusted in myself

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

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Yeah

It’s that scene word for word

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Children with Terminal illnesses

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Oh ghost of Bob Ross

Bless my shitty MSPaint For Honour meme that I put to much time into

you can only reblog this today

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I wish I could control my own impulses

But nope I’m stuck with this fucking worthless monkey brain

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Suspicious-Bitch

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Maybe

Maybe it’s another clever ruse

Narrator: this was not clever

Real talk,  

“He removed the costume less and less, shedding his old personality with it, fully embracing the clown, his true self.“ 

is the funniest fucking line of text I’ve ever read.

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I promise

Disclaimer: Inconspicuous-man*TM is not legally bound to this document and any complaints of Clownery,buffoonery,obesity,Murder,creation and brewing of Toxic gasses and taking Colonel Sanders Literally are not applicable in a court of law

Always thought of myself as more a Hybrid of the Wraith and the Hillebilly in being a gremlin who stays in his room a lot and tries to keep out of sight

Real talk,  

“He removed the costume less and less, shedding his old personality with it, fully embracing the clown, his true self.“ 

is the funniest fucking line of text I’ve ever read.

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Sometimes (idk if my own count) and no

Real talk,  

“He removed the costume less and less, shedding his old personality with it, fully embracing the clown, his true self.“ 

is the funniest fucking line of text I’ve ever read.

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Me as I grow older and my shitposting more Cynical

Real talk,  

“He removed the costume less and less, shedding his old personality with it, fully embracing the clown, his true self.“ 

is the funniest fucking line of text I’ve ever read.

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Don’t really know who else to tag aside from @featherydick-muffins

Tag at least five of your followers along with a gif that you feel represents you as a person, it can basically be any gif at all. There is one catch…. you can’t use a gif from ANY fandom mentioned in your header/bio.

tagged by @killer-meme-queen and @thelordismygod-blog, thanks :)

not how I am every day, but it certainly works for today. :p

@beth-bunkus @neptrabbit @foobar-the-great @synthetic-blanket-hairs and i can’t count to five

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No

Unless you are willing to delve into the the

Library

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

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*sweats in an unknowable alien facsimile of nervousness*

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

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Don’t question

Just kill the bad guys and take your goddamn time drugs

friends i watched a katana zero playthrough and uh. hm

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Fuck these posts but why not