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Hi! i just started an ask blog for the Beezle berry in OUaW! it’s call AskBeezle! if you wouldn’t mind adding it to your list that would make me super happy!

:D

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LoA characters, yes all of them: weed

(look at the date)

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Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

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Dandy, after being told that bears are carnivores, arriving on a planet

Kavir, confused and exasperated: Dandy, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?

Dandy, running hands together: Politely.

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Rett: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material, pretty boy.

Pyke, cracking knuckles: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

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Dandy: Go on, give Chuckles a compliment.

Leboosh: How do you expect me to do that?

Pyke: Just say something that you wish someone would say to you.

Leboish: Uhh… You are now unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day!

Chuckles , sobbing: Nobody’s ever said that to me before!

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Dandy: Hey, Rett?

Rett: Yeah?

Dandy: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Rett:

Rett: Where’s chuckles?

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Pyke, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Kavir: Gray.

Rett: Grey.

Pyke, turning to Chuckles : Now tell them what color you think it is.

Chuckles : Dark white.

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Leboosh upon first stepping onto the Rhapsody, talking about Chuckles : Is this a friend of yours, Rett?

Rett: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

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Rhapody's reactions to being called straight:

Chuckles: The fuck, no I'm not.

Pyke: Excuse the fuck out of you?

Dandy: Ding dong, you are wrong!

Kavir: Who told you that? And why did they lie?

Rett: Rude.

Leboosh, in French: *punches the person*

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Booker: We'll talk about this later.

Peggy: Fine, I won’t be listening.

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*at the space dinner table*

Chuckles : A pegan just flew into my window.

Pyke: Pegan?

Kavir: A what?

Rett: Ah yes, my favourite bird, Pegan.

Leboosh: I thought you said penguin for a second, LMAO!

Rett: Just a normal day with flying penguins crashing into my window.

Leboosh: You have pigeons flying into your window? Can't relate, I have penguins flying into my window.

Chuckles : I literally just made a typo-

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Pyke: I only have 6 weeks left to live.

Rett: Oh god, really?!

Pyke: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

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Hazel: What do you think Bitzy will do for a distraction?

Peggy: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several fantasy car alarms go off*

Peggy: ...or they could do that.

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Bitzy: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Peggy: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.

Peggy: Would you like me to tutor you?

Booker: That was smooth.

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Hub base for LoA ask blogs (plz send an ask if you found more thx)

Once Upon a Witchlight (#Posts from the carnival)

@gourmet-gator / @kremy-lacroux

@twig-the-toad-licker

@gideon-nathaniel-coal / @cakechadofficial

@dunkin-from-the-carnival

@effie-of-the-feywild

@torbek-smellyhair / @t0yofcl4y / @notapervertjustabugbear

@the-honk-legion / @chuckles-the-cl0wn

@little-kitten-whiskers

@yulongsfinest / @morning-frosty

@hootsiegrimgrin / @hoot-sie

@gricko-grimgrin / @gricko-grimgrin-goblin-man

@sword-n-moss-companions

@opheliajupiter99 (technically)

@mr-dogwoods-freakshow

Stardust Rhapsody (#hank!)

@a-dandys-blog

@the-honk-legion

@pyke-not-pike

Icebound(#popcicle shenanigans)

@haunted-hunted

@blossom-of-serenity

@man-of-jorn

@barn-abos

Edge of Midnight (#goons at noon asks)

@lethica-nightborne

@sirmariusrenathyr

@miss-hartsblight

@fallen-shamans-spirit

@the-kutlass-kratch

@billythewitchesbane

@ol-jericho-styx

@evelyn-onfire (fallen)

@the-ghostly-stranger

@magpiepartygan

@piratefestivalgan

@impi-thecrookedimpulse

@fen-dals

@isathelovelyspirit

@thenurturingsoul

@bookwyrm-petrichor

@universe-heartbeat

@hallowed-spirits

@chick-a-dic-a-doos

Curse of Stradanya

@bathe-in-dragons-light

???

@gary-goodberry-biz-wiz

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Booker: Ok, this should be a simple job: we get in, grab the supplies and get out. Everyone remember the one rule?

Peggy, Grumley and Bitsy together: No murder.

Booker: …It’s “stick together.” This is a tavern. “No murder” was implied.