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Todd: Doctors make $140k a year, while furry artists on Patreon make $160k a year

Princess Carolyn: I think you're lowballing the furry amount to be honest

Todd: I'm sorry for the inaccuracies, Miss Carolyn

Princess Carolyn: ...No matter how I respond to this I don't look good, well played

Diane: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that

Todd: Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in university to give you your lung transplant?

Mr. Peanutbutter: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

Todd: You will die in 7 days

BoJack: It took doctors like 10 years to figure out what was wrong with my brain, some insisting I was just so depressed I wasn't even trying to get better, while a furry artist I knew just went "that sounds like BPD" after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

BoJack: Also I can't go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match now can I?

Sarah Lynn: You could if you weren't a fucking coward

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BoJack, anonymously asking a tumblr blog: Hello, Emily. This is BoJack Horseman. I came across your blog in my free time today and it pained me greatly to find a post you made recently calling me ugly and, I quote, “garbage”. I began to cry, because I have anxiety about my appearance. You have truly hurt an innocent 30 or 40 year old man who wants nothing more than to act and be happy. I hope you consider your actions in the future, as I am still crying because of you. Thank you, and goodbye.

The random tumblr blog: GOUSJCJ DICJ

Todd: Dude so distraught he forgot his age.

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Todd: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and scatter human teeth on their bed

Diane: A dentist

Princess Carolyn: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you but I think you need to call the police

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BoJack: Is there a word that's a mix of sad and angry?

Diane: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated...

Todd: Smad.

Princess Carolyn: There are two types of people

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BoJack: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Diane: Are you okay?

BoJack: Todd stole my fucking garlic bread

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Diane: Ugh, it's not just the tax cuts, it's the judges he's appointing!

Princess Carolyn: Trump is PACKING the court.

Diane: *sighs* BoJack, have you seen this article?

BoJack: I don't like to talk about politics

Diane: You're one of THOSE people?!

BoJack: What? Talking about politics sucks

Princess Carolyn: People who don't talk about politics always have horrifying politics

BoJack: I don't! It's just that politics makes people get in fights

Diane: Are you sure they're not fighting with you because what you're saying is offensive and wrong?

BoJack: No! This stuff makes everybody mad

BoJack: Can't we just talk about ... the golden age of television?

Princess Carolyn: Hold on

Princess Carolyn: What DO you think about the courts

BoJack:

BoJack: Well, if you're gonna FORCE me to get political,

BoJack: I think the judges should be able to hit people with their cars

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Princess Carolyn: hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Todd: Microwave for 40 minutes.

BoJack: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Todd: I read boiling lemons covers up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots

Diane: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Todd: Microwave for 40 minutes

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in this house we stan herb

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*forges your signature to force you to act in Philbert* UwU what’s this?

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Todd: You know, it’s at times like this that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was younger.

BoJack: Why, what did she tell you?

Todd: I don’t know, I didn’t listen.

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i mean, he did kind of murder sarah lynn

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Todd: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Princess Carolyn?

Princess Carolyn: No.

BoJack: I do.

Todd: I know, BoJack.

BoJack: I'm sad.

Todd: I know, BoJack.

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“Every time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail at it, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.”

— Todd

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Is your pfp Sarah Lynn on the wlw flag?

it’s the bigender flag!

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textpost memes part 3

idea credit to @sepulchral-pulchritude

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textpost memes part 2

idea credit to @sepulchral-pulchritude