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WHILE LOTOR HAS SOME PLAN TO BLOW UP THE MOON OR SOMETHING, IDK JUST GO WITH IT

Lotor: (maniacal evil laughter) Now DIE!

(The laser goes over the people's heads)

Hunk: Oh my god it missed!

Lotor: Fuck you moon you never had the cheese I wanted!

(The laser blows off part of the moon)

Hunk: Oh. Well that wasn't very nice... I-I think this will have some kind of effect on the tides or something.

#snapcube's sonic fandub

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(While they're fighting each other, also the first introduction)

Allura: Did we ever establish our names? Hi, I'm Allura!

Merla: Nice to meet you. I'm Merla. Ow.

Allura: Sorry for hitting you so much. It's just part of the narrative.

#snapcube's sonic fandub

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Pidge: I've found you, faker!

Haggar: Faker? I think you're the fake one around here. You're going around being an asshole? I mean that fits me but die.

Pidge: I'll make you eat those words!

Haggar: Perish.

#source: snapcube's sonic fandub

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Lotor: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

Pidge: Happy April Fools!

Lotor: OH MY GOD! That's it, I'm calling the police! 911-

Pidge: I AM THE POLICE!

#source: snapcube's sonic fandub

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Allura: I can't believe you did this, this is all your fault!

Lance: I can't believe your tits are only one polygon.

#source: snapcube sonic fandub

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Merla: I wanna pee on it. I just wanna piss on it. Find a rock, get it nice and y'know, psst. You feel me Haggar? You get where I'm coming from, right? It's like I'm marking territory. It belongs to me. When I do that. A sign of power, if you will. I'm gonna pee in a Hot Topic, Haggar. It will be mine, and I will own it.

-End flashback-

Merla: Well, ten years have passed and I still feel the same way, Allura.

Allura: You still wanna pee in a Hot Topic?

Merla: Yes, Allura, thank you for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a Hot Topic.

Allura: Listen, I'll take you to a Hot Topic.

Merla: Finally... A place to release myself.

Allura: I know you've been holding it for so long.

Lotor, coming in: What are you two fucking talking about?

Allura: Fucking your wife again and peeing in a Hot Topic. Because, y'know, what else to do on a Saturday night?

Merla: I peed on your wife, Lotor. She's mine now, that's the law.

Lotor: What the actual shit? WHAT?!

#source: snapcube sonic fandub

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Hunk: If I owned a taser I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself and that’s why I don’t have a taser. 

Sven: Please do not taser yourself. Your muscles may convulse and “lock up” and you will not be able to stop tasering yourself, possibly leading to heart failure. Be responsible and find a close friend to taser you instead.

source: Tumblr

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Lance: If you think you are unattractive, just remember you look like your ancestors and hey, all of them got laid. 

Hunk: But what if you were adopted? 

Allura: I’m not up on the whole genetics thing, but, if you’re adopted you still have biological ancestors, right?

source: Tumblr

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Sven: Hi, welcome to Starbucks. What can I get you, today? 

Keith: How much is it to fill a Venti with Espresso? 

Sven: I- I’m sorry? 

Keith: A venti cup. How much to fill it with Espresso? 

Sven: Oh. Uh. Well, it’d be I suppose… I only have a button for a Quad. I don’t have special pricing for twenty ounces of espresso in a single… drink.

Keith: Price is the furthest thing from my mind right now. How many ‘add shots’ is that? 

Sven: *deep breath of fear* It’d be a quad with *clears throat* uh, sixteen additional shots.

source: Tumblr

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Keith: How’d the victorians get to sleep without ASMR vids, am I right fellas? 

Keith: I know they had cocaine, you can stop telling me. I don’t think you guys know what coke does.

source: Tumblr

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Keith: Hey fellas, last night I took a medication which is more or less the anxiety equivalent of a horse tranquilizer and essentially entered the fifth dimension of sleepwalking, in which I awoke but entered a dissociative fit so strong I was really confused why my loving boyfriend was not my good friend and fellow viking Bjorn, who I had to bring some furs to. Also I might’ve cried about this. Don’t remember. 

Keith: Was informed I left out the best part of this 3 am experience which was the bit where I, in tears, gestured to our dog and shouted, “I don’t know what this is!”

Lance: Bruh, you astral planed so hard you fell back into a past life.

source: Tumblr

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Allura: I dare you to give me more anxiety about pigs than I already have. 

Hunk: They got crossbred with sheep. 

Lance: Excuse me? WHAT?!

Hunk: Yeah, farmers wanted to get pork and wool from one animal so they crossbred them.

source: Tumblr

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Pidge: This close to putting hot sauce on my toes. 

Pidge, a few seconds later: I. Forgot to give context for this. 

Keith: What context could you possibly give that would make this any better? 

Pidge: My cat is an aggressive toe biter and she will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in her mouth.

Source: Tumblr

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Pidge: Tall people: if we are walking together, please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs. I don’t want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you titans. 

Lance: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang on to my sleeve, we don’t have all day.

Source: Tumblr

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Lance, to Lotor: One universe. Nine planets. One Earth. Seven continents, seven seas. 195 countries. 809 islands. And I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you. 

Keith, shouting from the other room: THERE ARE EIGHT PLANETS!

Lance: VIVA LA PLUTO! FUCK YOU!

source: Tumblr

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Hunk: Why do people like feet? 

Hunk: Not kink shaming, just wondering what about feet makes them so attractive to some people. 

Sven: That must be something from the US, here in Norway we’re more into metres.

source: Twitter

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Hunk: How is it you always know this stuff? You always know what’s going on. I never know what’s going on. 

Allura: Well, you weren’t here from midnight until six researching it. 

Hunk: No, I was sleeping.

source: buffy the vampire slayer