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Feeling funny today

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young me especially would have hated hearing this but networking is literally the most important thing you can do to improve your situation like forget economic barriers to education etc just keep making friends with different people and eventually someone will offer you a hand up just because they dig your vibe and that is exactly all that's happening when undeserving people surpass you anyway

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When I first signed up for electrolysis, the clinic owner told me her whole staff is trans. Cool. I assumed that meant trans femmes, since we're the ones who usually need the facial hair removal, so it only makes sense that some of us will go into the business.

Nope! My electrolysis tech is a trans man with a full beard. Huh.

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need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good

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tumblr is a free website compilation

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A young villain tried to mug you, but upon seeing your face, he fled in terror. Upon further investigation, you discover that your high school sweetheart is now the most powerful villain in the world and has you on a list titled “hurt them, and I’ll kill you.”

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i don’t believe you were ever a child i think you crawled into the world a fully formed goth lesbian

Oh buddy boy do I have news for you!

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my neighbor just sent me this text and this is literally terrifying

I think I might set up a gofundme for a motel when I get home

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did you think Grusha was a girl the first time you played through Scarlet/Violet?

reblog for bigger sample size and all that

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yeah man we can tell

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I love dragon btw

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wow more bubbline based on that one episode where pb sniffs marcy's shirt aggresively

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do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

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Mercenary Spotlight: Shrike

Before going AWOL, Shrike was a promising military cadet working for the Twin Eagles corporation in Hashak. But, unlike most of the Zill, military life didn't really agree with her, so she chose a life of leisure hanging out with Phlegm and the rest of the crew.

Taking odd jobs with Phlegm isn't the most fulfilling career, so she spends most of her time drinking at Pelican's Tavern, burning away what little teeth she earned. Most missions with Phlegm end in catastrophe, and Shrike often has to pick up the slack. But, she keeps hanging out with him for some reason.

In combat, Shrike isn't a slouch. Her axe uses advanced Zill technology and has the capacity to hit HARD. Also, like the rest of Phlegm's crew, her deft hands mean no enemy's possessions are safe.

Shrike specializes in Magic of the Wasteland, which lets her enchant her weapon with flames, set off chain explosions, and burn off positive status effects, among other things.

Want to see Shrike in all her glory? Make sure to support Hymn to the Earless God on Kickstarter!

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