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by 2026 80% of all tumblr users will be doing rpf
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Very that as well
I guess I thought actors would be more against doing that Harry Potter HBO series like even if beyond the JKR of it all then at least because they will constantly be compared to the actors in the movies
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I never really expect actors to have a moral backbone especially in the face of a bag but I DO expect them to be protective of their vanity enough to not want to be directly compared to late greats like Maggie Smith, Michael Gambon, Alan Rickman, etc but I guess I miscalculated the vanity to bag size ratio here
I guess I thought actors would be more against doing that Harry Potter HBO series like even if beyond the JKR of it all then at least because they will constantly be compared to the actors in the movies
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I guess I thought actors would be more against doing that Harry Potter HBO series like even if beyond the JKR of it all then at least because they will constantly be compared to the actors in the movies
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I haven't purchased a HP item in close to a decade - I use the books I already had as doorstops or to prop a laptop up for meetings nowadays.
There is NO "death of the author" with JK Rowling - she controls and continues to profit from her IP, and uses that money to fund hate groups.
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summer 1996 … harry potter spent two weeks in the real world before dumbledore took him to go emotionally terrorize and manipulate a senior citizen while on their way the weasleys … he definitely went to see mission: impossible in theaters at least once … i mean why not ….
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No I won’t be watching that Harry Potter series they’re putting together at HBO and neither should you if you have even a shred of self respect or care about trans people even a little
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bobby pattinson you will always be twinky cedric diggory to Me
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Did not realize my previous last post on here was also about Luscious Malloy……ah well
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the most realistic bit in all of harry potter was that there was a wildly wealthy parent with platinum blonde hair on the PTA who had awful politics and nothing better to do than be a massive pain in the ass to anyone who even looked funny at their terrorist of a child
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You do not gotta hand it to Lucius Malfoy for for complaining about the genocidal terrorist terrorizing a boarding school when he was the one who unleashed the genocidal terrorist onto the boarding school, almost killing a dozen people, and then attempted to posthumously place the blame on an 11 year old girl just so he could enact a coup, as a member of the board of governors, and also punish the girl’s father, his professional rival
Lord the people you’ve sent to this earth are stuck with immense knowledge of Harry Potter lore that they can only use when someone starts whacking the series—not through actual critiques or a morally correct hatred for Rowling—but by leaving out important plot points and character notes to make the protagonist’s actions seem unreasonable
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Lord the people you’ve sent to this earth are stuck with immense knowledge of Harry Potter lore that they can only use when someone starts whacking the series—not through actual critiques or a morally correct hatred for Rowling—but by leaving out important plot points and character notes to make the protagonist’s actions seem unreasonable
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Severus snape was basically the sue Sylvester of hogwards
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I love telling people that Snape was 31 years old in the first Harry Potter book and at most 38 when he died … he should have been at the podcast mic …
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summer 1996 … harry potter spent two weeks in the real world before dumbledore took him to go emotionally terrorize and manipulate a senior citizen while on their way the weasleys … he definitely went to see mission: impossible in theaters at least once … i mean why not ….
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Callout post from @/halfbloodprince about the toxic behavior of his new student and how he has to be held accountable for his actions and those of his dead father and imprisoned godfather DNI if you’re going to ask how old the student is or how his parents died
Snape was fr in his 30s beefing with a prepubescent CHILD … he would have fit in right here on tumblr dot com
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