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Oikawa, entering an art museum: Hi, I'm here to donate myself.
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Tanaka: The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.
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Akaashi: This is the part where I say “maybe” but I definitely mean “no.”
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Tendou: When I actually die, some people are going to get seriously haunted.
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Bokuto, dressed as Indiana Jones: I have a whip! And I have no idea how to use it!
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Hanamaki: There are two sides to every story, and then there are the screenshots.
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Just wanted to apologise for the spam likes and reblogs, but i love your quotes! Thank you for them :D
No need to apologize. I’m glad you like them :)
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Tsukishima, as a waiter: The chef’s recommendations are Cream of Something, Something Baked in Something, and Something Else.
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Oikawa: I see something beautiful in your eyes.
Iwaizumi: What?
Oikawa: Me, obviously!
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Yaku: How many kids do you have?
Sugawara: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Yaku: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Bokuto: Just let me do my dark bidding on the internet!
Akaashi: What are you bidding on?
Bokuto: An owl table!
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Kageyama: Have I ever told you you’re a really nice person?
Tsukishima: Well, no.
Kageyama: Good.
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Kyotani: You're asking me to come back?
Oikawa: How about "admitting with great difficulty that we need you"?
Kyotani: That sounds more like you.
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Kuroo: Do you or do you not still have me saved as “Bokuto-san's weird clown friend” in your contacts?
Akaashi: You know what? Your hair looks amazing today.
Kuroo: Answer the question-
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Semi: If I have to describe Tendou, I would call him the walking Schrödinger’s cat. Dead and alive at the same time.
Shirabu: That’s... terrifyingly accurate.
Tendou, choked up: Thanks, Semi-semi.
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Yaku: I self identify as tall.
Lev: But aren't you only like 5'5?
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