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Jun, trying to exorcize Kazuya: Leave this body! Allow this man to resume his humble life of obedience and sobriety!

Lee: [snorts] You haven’t met Kazuya, have you?

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Bryan: Your odds of having a good day increase dramatically the louder you scream.

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Xiaoyu: Thinking again about the time my aliens class was discussing conspiracy theories and the professor asked us to call some out and I, thinking simultaneously of both flat earthers and the "moon landing was faked" people, confidently shouted out "FLAT MOON!" and sent the class into hysterics

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Leo: Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight

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Lee: the gay girlies are posting content that would infuriate my father. great job everyone keep it up

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Victor: You can always tell when a man's mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit

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Lee: You wanna go to McDonald’s, Jin? I’ll get you a happy meal.

Jin: Uncle, I’m 22.

Lee: So you don’t want apple slices and nuggets with a toy?

Jin: …That would be nice, actually.

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Jun: He let me hit because I showed him basic human kindness for the first time in his life.

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Jin: regulating my nervous system isn't enough. I need to lie on the forest floor and be absorbed back into the earth

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Jun: i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity, i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. "I have crossed oceans of bed to be with you," he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

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Lili: “Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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Claudio: Reminder: Ghouls, ghosts, and ‘geists are invasive species to our plane. They disturb the natural balance of our ecosystems and endanger the native species of this plane. If you see one, squash one.

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Lili: “i made breakfast!”

Asuka: “it’s burnt.”

Lili: “it was made with love, not skill.”

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Xiaoyu: "the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????