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Siffrin Time
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incorrect-isat · 5 days ago
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Bonnie: One scoop of ice cream Odile: Alright Bonnie: Oh and don't forget the seasoning! Odile: Bonnie: You know.. The crunchy stuff ??? Odile: Sprinkles.
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incorrect-isat · 10 days ago
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Bonnie talking to Siffrin: Every time you yell at Loop, put a coin in your ‘no yelling sock’ and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat them with.
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incorrect-isat · 3 months ago
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Odile: I forbid you to take another step down these stairs!
Siffrin: Okay.
Siffrin dives out the window
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incorrect-isat · 4 months ago
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Bonnie: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Odile: You’re too young to have enemies.
Bonnie: You don’t even know.
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incorrect-isat · 5 months ago
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Siffrin, about the loops: Is it broken? Or are we the broken ones? How long has this looping really gone on for? Six hours? Eight? Twenty-four? A week? A year? Does time even move in here? Will we ever go home? Will we ever achieve our dreams?
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incorrect-isat · 5 months ago
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Loop: Ah, yes, baguettes. The snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.
Person working: What?
Siffrin: Ignore them.
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incorrect-isat · 5 months ago
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Siffrin: Neat trick: if you bake brownies and don't cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate one brownie.
[later. . .]
Siffrin: Do Not Do This.
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incorrect-isat · 6 months ago
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Siffrin: I search for warmth and tiny spaces to curl up in. Odile: I diagnose you with cat.
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incorrect-isat · 6 months ago
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Loop: You're ignoring all your problems.
Siffrin: I know.
Loop: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?
Siffrin: I'm ignoring that fact as well.
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incorrect-isat · 6 months ago
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Siffrin: When I said bring me back something from the beach. I meant like a seashell.
Bonnie, holding a struggling seagull: You didn't specify
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incorrect-isat · 6 months ago
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Loop: Have you been drinking enough water?
Siffrin: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.
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incorrect-isat · 6 months ago
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Siffrin: So, Bonnie. How are you liking the carnival? Bonnie, holding up a minion plushie: I won this ugly toddler. It's one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.
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incorrect-isat · 6 months ago
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Isabeau: So, Bonnie is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Why you ask? Because I've caught them 5 times now trying to train raccoons to fight
Bonnie, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the 3rd raccoon battalion saves your sorry butt…
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incorrect-isat · 6 months ago
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Odile: You have to pick your battles. One of the battles I picked was to stop Bonnie from running plastic tubes all over the clock tower and placing hamsters in them. They were gonna call it Tube Tower.
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incorrect-isat · 6 months ago
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Siffrin: So basically my plan for dealing with pretty much anything next year is just no sleep, drink lots of coffee and hope that the power of love can get me through it all.
Loop: Do you take constructive criticism?
Siffrin: No.
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incorrect-isat · 6 months ago
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Isabeau: If you could change your name what would you change it to?
Bonnie: Forty exclamation points in a row and it’s pronounced like a person screaming.
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incorrect-isat · 6 months ago
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Isabeau: Once Sif thanked me and I couldn’t decide between “No problem!” and “No worries!” so I yelled “No worms!” to them as they walked away.
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