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Waitress: Police and kids five and under eat for free.

Mr. Cat: subtly nudges Violasse

Violasse: I'm a cop!

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Doctor: I'm sorry, but we can only allow family in to see him at this point.

Kaeloo: Bold of you to assume I won't legally adopt him right now.

Stumpy from inside the hospital room: You tell 'em mom!

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Kaeloo: I can't believe you assassinated the new person in Smileyland!

Mr. Cat: Well, "assassinated" implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him.

Kaeloo: That's not better!

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Stumpy: You're so full of yourself!

Nombril: You would be too if you were beautiful and interesting.

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Mr. Cat: I’m a reverse necromancer.

Game Rule: Isn’t that just killing people?

Mr. Cat: Ah, technically.

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Mr. Cat: Excuse me, have you ever been arrested?

Bad Kaeloo: Yes.

Mr. Cat: I-I was gonna say it's illegal to be that cute, but now I'm curious.

Bad Kaeloo: Aggravated assault. Twice over.

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Kaeloo: You should be ashamed of yourself.

Mr. Cat: You're right. I should be ashamed of myself.

Mr. Cat:

Mr. Cat: But I never am.

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Eugly: *yawns*

Quack-Quack: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Eugly: Then you must be exhausted!

Mr. Cat: Will you two shut up?!

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Stumpy: I'm going home now. No one call me unless it's life-threatening.

Mr. Cat: If I had a life-threatening crisis, you are the last person I would call.

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Ursula: When I said, "bring me back something from your trip to the beach," I meant, like, a seashell.

Stumpy, struggling to hold a seagull: Well, you didn't specify that.

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Kaeloo: Cramoisie?

Cramoisie: Yeah?

Kaeloo: What should I get Nombril for her birthday?

Cramoisie: Talent.

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Pretty: Get on my level!

Mr. Cat: Unfortunately, to "get on your level" I'd need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

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Stumpy: Hey Kaeloo, wanna third wheel on my date with Ursula tomorrow?

Kaeloo: Sure.

Stumpy: Mr. Cat! Wanna third wheel on my date with Ursula tomorrow?

Stumpy (not waiting for an answer): Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Kaeloo and Mr. Cat: ...

Ursula: Stumpy...

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Stumpy: Why are you smiling?

Kaeloo: Why? Can I not be happy?

Quack-Quack: Pretty tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Mr. Cat: You wanna come over?

Kaeloo: I just left your house.

Mr. Cat:

Mr. Cat: Wanna come back?

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Kaeloo: I’m Stumpy's emergency contact.

Doctor: So you’re here to pick him up?

Kaeloo: I’m here to remove myself as Stumpy's emergency contact.

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Mr. Cat: They were annoying. It almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Kaeloo: You mean fight or flight?

Mr. Cat: No, I mean fight or fight. I’m not a damn bird, Froggy.